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Hi, Mr. Andy Wong

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Hi, Bill Nixon

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Reporter of Asia Media Weekly

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I've already ran a background
check on you

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We'd like to do an interview
and shoot some photos

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Sure, no problem

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People call you Hong Kong's
King of Porn

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They say you created a whole
new style of pornography

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What's your take on that?

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They're being nice, but it's true...

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...our magazine has the
highest circulation indeed

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This way Sure

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Are you embarrassed by
having photo's taken

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with this many naked women?

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Not at all

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In the last few years, I've had
more than 10,000

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women strip in front of my face

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according to information

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You and your partner John are
both graduated from a university

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Why would university graduates
turn to porn publishing?

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Can you tell us more
about your background?

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How did you meet John?

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I was a scriptwriter
in a television station

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But my career was going nowhere

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Then a publishing company hired me

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That was how it all started

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I met John at the editorial department

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We hit it off instantly

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and became instant friends

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What's up?

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Angus, how many are they
firing this week?

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I heard over a dozen got the pink
slip downstairs

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That's sad

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I don't think it'll affect us

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We are pillars in this organization

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Right, we're pillars

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This is so painful to watch

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For you

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John, I wish they had fired me instead

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You know I don't really
need the income

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I'm not in it for the money

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This one's yours

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Please clean up and leave by 5pm

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Or we'll call security

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Come on, was that attitude necessary

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What's the big plan?

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Get another job, I guess

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Maybe we should start something

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Like what?

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We're in publishing,
let's start a magazine

51
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What kind of magazine?

52
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They fired a lot of us today

53
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That's fine, my boss said
I'm up for a raise

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I'll provide for you

55
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That makes me feel so useless

56
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Of course not, I think you're talented

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You just need the right opportunity

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This could be the chance

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I discussed with a bunch
of old colleagues

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We have an idea for a
Shoppers' guide for youngsters

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I haven't promised anything

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How much money will you need?

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Less than a hundred grand each

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It's not a problem for me,
because I don't have any

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I do

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You do?

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All right!

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What do you think?

69
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Top notch!

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This couch is fantastic

71
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It's virtually perfection

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For some reasons, the partners
all landed jobs quickly

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John joined a newspaper's
adult entertainment page

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Can you just wait a minute

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I've submitted your pieces to my boss

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He should be out quickly

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You like your drink?

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Boss OK

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John, these two articles are crap

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Totally unreadable

81
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It's a simplified menu for hookers

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Just names of women and their rates

83
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We need more descriptions

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You his boss?

85
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Who are you?

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This is Mr. Lam,
the massage parlor expert

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And that is George

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He is a pimp

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If we can write well, we won't need
to drive hookers around

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Idiot!

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What the fuck you want?
Do you need our tips or what?

92
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I told you we're only providing tips

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Fine...

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I don't care

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Spend a few hundred dollars

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Get someone to rewrite these

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I need them to be entertaining

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As if

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These two are legends
in the industry

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Yes OK?

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4-Eyes became a TV reporter

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Mike worked in real estate

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Ben joined an accounting firm

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I didn't find any work

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Let's think of a name for the pimp

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He's real name is Dragon

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Lung's to generic, need to spice it up

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What are his physical attributes?

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He's quite stocky

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Fat Dragon then, simple enough

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Easy to recall, Fat Dragon it is

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As for the Massage Parlor guy

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His name is Jones, he's
quite skinny in person

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Skinny Jones?

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How about Boney Jones

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Boney Jones it is!

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Fat Dragon and Boney Jones,
sounds good

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Who's going to be which?

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Who'll be Fat Dragon and
who'll play Boney Jones?

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Let's do this together

121
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We'll switch daily

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I'll take Boney today and
you can be Dragon

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Then we switch tomorrow

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Sure...

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The Guide's called Look Guide?

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Sounds like "drop dead"
in Cantonese!

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The name was your idea!

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I thought you know how
to change luck with names

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How could we call
our guide "drop dead"

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It was all because you called

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And said there wasn't anytime left

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You could have used "Luck"

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Or "Lucky"

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Should I have used
the name "Luke" instead

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Why not?

136
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But how could you have chosen
the word "Look"

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Grammatically doesn't
make any sense!

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Good news!

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I looked over, but our guide...

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Uh-oh, look guide
(drop dead) indeed

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Lots of reader letters?

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A pile for Fat Dragon, and
another for Boney Jones

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It's only been one day

144
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This is awesome

145
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I asked the distributor

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He says only two kinds of books
make money now

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This is one

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And this is the other

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Let's have your opinions

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4-eyes

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Personally, I'm a Christian

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I have a strict stand in these things

153
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I think text books can help students

154
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I agree with 4-eyes

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We can study the school curriculum

156
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Make friends with school teachers

157
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I'm sure we can sell these books easily

158
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I just want to know our investment

159
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How many books do we sell
to make our money back

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Pubic hair!

161
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You saw a lot?

162
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How about you, John?

163
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I...

164
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I think text book is a good idea

165
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I bought lots of them
when I was in school...

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Fuck every hole she has

167
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Use your hands when necessary

168
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...for exercise

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Text book, that's a good idea

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It's a brilliant idea

171
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I agree a hundred percent

172
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Let's put this to a vote

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Those in favor of text books?

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Those in favor of porn magazines?

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Good morning

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Good morning

177
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We're looking for Mr. Dai

178
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Whom shall I say is looking?

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You can tell him it's John

180
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Wait a minute

181
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Thanks

182
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I want another headline

183
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A bunch of useless hacks!

184
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How are you two youngsters?

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Sit...

186
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Go on!

187
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Coffee?

188
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Two cups of coffee, Darlene!

189
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You're too kind

190
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Scrap that then

191
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How are you guys?

192
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Our industry really needs people
like you two

193
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Full of creative talents

194
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We've met before...

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John

196
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Of course, John, we've met

197
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Twice, right?

198
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We publish anything

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Diet Magazines

200
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Theology books

201
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Aeronautical Science

202
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Encyclopedia of Herbal Medicine

203
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I wrote this myself,
Japanese for Beginners

204
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I'm Nakamura Naoko

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What's your big idea?

206
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Haven't you guys prepared anything

207
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We haven't

208
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We just want to print a porn magazine

209
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We don't print porn here

210
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How dirty can you go?

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I am Fat Dragon

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and I'm Boney Jones

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Or sometimes I am Fat Dragon

214
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And I am Boney Jones

215
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You should've said something earlier

216
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Darlene, bring in the red wine!

217
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Sit down please

218
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Japan had had Guidebook
to Hookers for quite some

219
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Were you the first to do something
like that in Hong Kong

220
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Yes, purely by coincidence

221
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Fat Dragon and Boney Jones
were such a hit

222
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I knew then that this would become
the trend for porn magazines

223
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Even though nobody else
believed in us

224
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It was more difficult than

225
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we imagined it to be

226
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The other partners weren't helping

227
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John and I did everything by ourselves

228
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:07,670
Ben, there are two guys looking for you

229
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,371
Hi, Mr. Ben

230
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,544
We're from Wild Side Magazine

231
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He's John, I'm Andy

232
00:14:13,592 --> 00:14:16,062
We'd like to request for an
in depth interview

233
00:14:16,297 --> 00:14:17,458
to promote your club

234
00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,169
Or you can post an
advertisement with us

235
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,067
No need for any advertising here

236
00:14:21,307 --> 00:14:23,243
We've got lots of reliable
customers already

237
00:14:23,411 --> 00:14:25,040
But... although this place is a hit...

238
00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:27,147
This place could be an even bigger hit

239
00:14:27,352 --> 00:14:29,117
We can write recommendations
for the girls here...

240
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I told you it's not necessary

241
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,472
Come over here, mister

242
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What environment?

243
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:47,358
It's fucking quiet these days

244
00:14:47,626 --> 00:14:50,757
No one can get a fucking customer,
damn it

245
00:14:52,269 --> 00:14:54,262
Guys, looking for a good massage?

246
00:14:55,174 --> 00:14:56,803
What's up, bro?

247
00:14:57,312 --> 00:14:59,042
Chippy told us to come here

248
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Said we should look for the Ma Brothers

249
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,048
Right...

250
00:15:02,121 --> 00:15:04,114
Chippy recommended?

251
00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:06,586
I'm Big Ma, he's Little Ma

252
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,330
How are you?

253
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,466
Sit please

254
00:15:09,002 --> 00:15:10,231
Thanks

255
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:14,136
What's on your mind?

256
00:15:14,445 --> 00:15:16,973
We'd like to launch a magazine

257
00:15:17,619 --> 00:15:19,680
lt'll be a one of its kind
guide to the sex trade

258
00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:21,290
An extraordinary guide

259
00:15:21,526 --> 00:15:24,054
We'd like to interview you both
and the girls who work for you

260
00:15:24,365 --> 00:15:26,734
Do some marketing for you

261
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,039
This is fucking funny

262
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,575
What kind of an idea is that?

263
00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:34,919
Prostitution marketing?

264
00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:37,749
What are your names?

265
00:15:38,227 --> 00:15:39,593
I'm John, this is Andy

266
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John fucking Andy

267
00:15:40,966 --> 00:15:42,628
No, I'm Andy

268
00:15:42,835 --> 00:15:44,600
Kidding...

269
00:15:44,706 --> 00:15:47,109
Have you guys ever
tried hookers before?

270
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,114
What?

271
00:15:51,386 --> 00:15:52,149
I haven't

272
00:15:52,388 --> 00:15:53,617
Neither have I...

273
00:15:54,292 --> 00:15:58,460
You haven't even tried it yourselves yet
you want to market our trade?

274
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,364
This is fucking hilarious

275
00:16:01,306 --> 00:16:03,742
Anyway, I've got the time,
so I'll have fun with you guys

276
00:16:03,944 --> 00:16:05,311
Get the girls out here

277
00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:06,613
Hold on

278
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:09,888
Girls, get the hell out here!

279
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:11,692
Customers?

280
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,429
Hurry!

281
00:16:13,664 --> 00:16:15,098
Come on, hurry

282
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,874
I'll show you what real prostitutes are

283
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:27,119
These girls are all prostitutes

284
00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:28,518
Whores for short

285
00:16:28,694 --> 00:16:29,592
Choose one

286
00:16:30,563 --> 00:16:32,499
Shit, stop pretending

287
00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:34,796
Do you know what's rule number one?

288
00:16:34,973 --> 00:16:37,307
Hookers hate shy guys,
they won't give you head

289
00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:38,205
OK, I'll pick for you

290
00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:39,107
Gosh, you're too much...

291
00:16:39,281 --> 00:16:41,217
Ling, take off your tops

292
00:16:42,253 --> 00:16:43,778
Watch out for a nose bleed

293
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:44,615
Now that's what I call headlights

294
00:16:44,858 --> 00:16:45,655
Good stuff

295
00:16:45,893 --> 00:16:47,328
Fuck, stop pretending

296
00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:49,499
Coco, take it off

297
00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:52,637
Chandeliers Guaranteed nose bleed!

298
00:16:52,974 --> 00:16:54,341
Good stuff, eh?

299
00:16:54,745 --> 00:16:55,940
Come over here

300
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,117
I bet you're just pretending

301
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,778
Make some room

302
00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:03,594
Didn't you say you want to
market this stuff

303
00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:05,628
You can feel it up close now

304
00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:09,363
Judge for yourselves if they're real

305
00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:12,373
Feel it

306
00:17:12,914 --> 00:17:14,383
Come on

307
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:21,355
This is what I call a real pro

308
00:17:21,932 --> 00:17:22,729
Great

309
00:17:23,134 --> 00:17:24,159
Sorry

310
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:25,771
You touched it, you pay for it

311
00:17:26,575 --> 00:17:26,939
What?

312
00:17:27,242 --> 00:17:28,711
Why do you think they call it
the flesh trade

313
00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:30,209
You said you wanted
to publish a magazine

314
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,716
I just taught you an important lesson

315
00:17:33,588 --> 00:17:34,556
Pay up

316
00:17:35,592 --> 00:17:37,494
You guys keep this in mind

317
00:17:37,697 --> 00:17:38,995
If you want to publish a Guide to Whores

318
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,568
You have to understand
two sorts of people

319
00:17:41,839 --> 00:17:44,571
The hooker's and the customer's

320
00:17:44,845 --> 00:17:45,870
Understand?

321
00:17:47,851 --> 00:17:48,978
Understood, Big Ma

322
00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:51,019
Thanks for the lesson

323
00:18:01,377 --> 00:18:02,777
Take care of it

324
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,847
I hear you're the expert
in getting women to undress

325
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,224
Only women I know

326
00:18:17,809 --> 00:18:21,043
What do you guys want, tell her

327
00:18:29,265 --> 00:18:30,426
Come on

328
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:02,294
Dance, then undress...

329
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:05,732
Do a little dance, then squeeze your tits

330
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:10,111
Touch your tits, then
squeeze your nipples

331
00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:12,376
Take off cushion

332
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,052
No...

333
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:18,326
I have a shaver, need to
shave armpit hair?

334
00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:22,061
OK?

335
00:19:23,005 --> 00:19:25,499
Just relax

336
00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:27,408
Yeah!

337
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:30,278
Come on...

338
00:19:30,521 --> 00:19:32,012
Quick... strip...

339
00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:35,195
Quick... Up...

340
00:19:36,432 --> 00:19:38,334
Shoe... No Shoe...

341
00:19:38,537 --> 00:19:40,301
Up... Quick...

342
00:19:41,141 --> 00:19:45,879
Chair... Yeah...

343
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,484
Perfect...

344
00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:49,187
Stop!

345
00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:54,191
Don't go all the way, that's perfect

346
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:58,368
Really, then I'm not taking it off

347
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,779
What the hell are you doing?

348
00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:07,583
You got us all excited

349
00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:08,917
what are going to do now?

350
00:20:09,431 --> 00:20:12,699
You're a man too, you know
what porn magazines need

351
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,668
Seriously, when we set out
to publish this

352
00:20:15,877 --> 00:20:17,813
it was a monumental decision

353
00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:19,104
to put it bluntly

354
00:20:19,317 --> 00:20:21,013
Nothing can stop us now

355
00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:22,883
Don't be in the way, brother!

356
00:20:23,492 --> 00:20:25,257
I know what you mean

357
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:29,630
I'm ok to make some adjustments
with my art

358
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,405
I'm also a horny guy myself

359
00:20:32,844 --> 00:20:35,509
But figure out a way to convince her first

360
00:20:36,384 --> 00:20:37,317
Artistic maestro

361
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,752
have you ever been beaten up
during a photo shoot?

362
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,963
That's it, perfect!

363
00:20:45,636 --> 00:20:47,765
Now I know pornography equals art

364
00:20:48,141 --> 00:20:49,804
and art equals pornography

365
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,856
Good porn means good art

366
00:20:57,794 --> 00:21:00,356
there it is... I can see clearly now

367
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,963
This is good porn

368
00:21:04,173 --> 00:21:07,168
Perfection! Good porn! Good art!

369
00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:08,410
Check this out

370
00:21:19,336 --> 00:21:20,929
Tom's dick so long it bends

371
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:23,139
Nicole's oral techniques
are heaven sent

372
00:21:23,378 --> 00:21:25,006
They start fighting but
have sex in the end

373
00:21:25,315 --> 00:21:27,376
Finish this pizza and lick it again

374
00:21:31,026 --> 00:21:33,155
Finish this pizza and lick it again

375
00:21:33,364 --> 00:21:34,855
lmagine her mouth must be really oily

376
00:21:36,036 --> 00:21:39,167
Finish this pizza... and just fuck it again?

377
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,206
Fuck it again

378
00:21:40,412 --> 00:21:41,641
Fuck again it is! Fuck it again

379
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,534
We're all here, you're
the only one missing

380
00:22:13,744 --> 00:22:14,712
Hurry up

381
00:22:15,414 --> 00:22:16,609
Is that the one?

382
00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:17,340
Can't be

383
00:22:17,585 --> 00:22:18,712
Don't panic, this isn't it

384
00:22:18,887 --> 00:22:19,946
I think it is

385
00:22:20,157 --> 00:22:21,489
Go after it!

386
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,545
You're all here?

387
00:22:50,984 --> 00:22:52,009
Why didn't you guys get a cab?

388
00:22:53,422 --> 00:22:54,857
Shut up, let's order first

389
00:22:55,093 --> 00:22:55,924
Let's get Pork Bone Congee

390
00:22:56,128 --> 00:22:57,255
Congee under this weather?

391
00:22:57,497 --> 00:22:58,430
They're famous for it

392
00:22:59,802 --> 00:23:00,997
Fine, 4 bowls of pork bone congee

393
00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:06,139
This is the area's leading
magazine stall

394
00:23:06,415 --> 00:23:07,850
Should give a good indication
of our magazine's sales

395
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:09,144
It's extremely indicative

396
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:10,379
Is this a new magazine?

397
00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:11,749
Just arrived, hot off the Press

398
00:23:11,993 --> 00:23:12,618
Can I open it up?

399
00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:14,023
Sure, go ahead

400
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:16,656
Look, a customer

401
00:23:23,716 --> 00:23:24,809
It's really good

402
00:23:33,335 --> 00:23:35,828
Buy it! Buy it!

403
00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:37,371
Pretty hot indeed!

404
00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:39,339
Buy it...

405
00:23:39,815 --> 00:23:41,181
Fat Dragon and Boney Jones are in it?

406
00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:42,884
I'll take this

407
00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:44,317
Bought!

408
00:23:54,076 --> 00:23:55,807
If Passion Magazine makes money

409
00:23:56,047 --> 00:23:57,880
I shall donate half
of my earnings to charity

410
00:23:58,719 --> 00:24:01,623
I'll give it all to my mom,
she still thinks I'm useless

411
00:24:02,292 --> 00:24:03,989
I'll invest in printing
educational textbooks

412
00:24:04,196 --> 00:24:06,325
Do some charity work
to balance off my guilt

413
00:24:07,804 --> 00:24:10,070
I'll buy a bigger flat for Fanny

414
00:24:10,743 --> 00:24:11,802
So we can live comfortably

415
00:24:15,452 --> 00:24:18,288
Pamela dreamt of owning
her own fashion label

416
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:19,584
If I have the money

417
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,662
I'll use it to develop her label

418
00:24:22,599 --> 00:24:25,332
Are we day dreaming or what?

419
00:24:30,315 --> 00:24:31,943
I guess so

420
00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:01,002
Sold out

421
00:25:02,278 --> 00:25:03,941
Sold out?

422
00:25:05,919 --> 00:25:06,909
$5 for newspaper

423
00:25:07,656 --> 00:25:08,452
$5

424
00:25:08,658 --> 00:25:09,317
I'm paying for this

425
00:25:09,727 --> 00:25:12,630
Sorry, bro, this isn't for sale, it's my copy

426
00:25:13,233 --> 00:25:14,030
Not for sale?

427
00:25:14,268 --> 00:25:15,737
Sir, you're pretty old already

428
00:25:15,939 --> 00:25:17,738
I would hate for you to pop
a vein reading this

429
00:25:17,943 --> 00:25:19,707
Old men are still men

430
00:25:19,913 --> 00:25:21,313
Frankly speaking

431
00:25:21,483 --> 00:25:23,977
this is the first issue,
I want to keep a copy

432
00:25:24,288 --> 00:25:26,121
It's an instant best seller

433
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,022
A mint condition first copy
will go up in value

434
00:25:28,397 --> 00:25:29,923
They can always re-print That's right

435
00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:31,427
You don't get it

436
00:25:31,636 --> 00:25:34,107
When they do, it'll say
re-print on the cover

437
00:25:34,609 --> 00:25:35,702
You're right

438
00:25:35,944 --> 00:25:37,811
Careful, don't ruin it

439
00:25:39,819 --> 00:25:40,718
Congratulations, mister

440
00:25:40,888 --> 00:25:42,448
I won't fight over this with you,
it's all yours

441
00:25:42,691 --> 00:25:44,183
Keep it well, thanks

442
00:25:44,362 --> 00:25:44,953
That's right

443
00:25:45,164 --> 00:25:47,464
This issue will be worth a lot of
money in the future

444
00:25:47,802 --> 00:25:49,669
Trust me Yeah?

445
00:25:49,906 --> 00:25:50,498
Even the plastic cover!

446
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:51,664
Let's go have some shark's fin soup

447
00:26:02,531 --> 00:26:05,058
According to my research,
the first issue of Passion Magazine

448
00:26:05,336 --> 00:26:07,671
sold over a hundred thousand copies

449
00:26:07,908 --> 00:26:08,933
Wow!

450
00:26:09,211 --> 00:26:12,012
It broke the record of the sales
of pornographic magazines

451
00:26:12,852 --> 00:26:15,254
Because John and I used our heads

452
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,427
Previous porno magazines didn't
involve the night club scene

453
00:26:18,663 --> 00:26:19,790
But we've set a different trend

454
00:26:20,032 --> 00:26:23,232
We could make a nightspot
an instant hit

455
00:26:27,313 --> 00:26:28,645
Your turn, sir

456
00:26:28,850 --> 00:26:30,113
C'mon boy, your turn

457
00:26:30,319 --> 00:26:31,913
Sorry, you all have to wait for a while

458
00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:33,819
Not for long, I promise...

459
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:34,549
It's a busy day out here

460
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,025
Just hurry up

461
00:26:36,231 --> 00:26:37,563
It's fucking John and Andy

462
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,460
We'll drink to that

463
00:26:38,802 --> 00:26:40,465
Cheers Cheers

464
00:26:45,950 --> 00:26:47,351
You guys sure have your ways

465
00:26:47,554 --> 00:26:49,421
Now every girl in this joint

466
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,388
accounts for maybe 30 customers daily

467
00:26:52,162 --> 00:26:53,756
Can't cope with the demand

468
00:26:54,801 --> 00:26:56,430
Thank you both

469
00:26:56,672 --> 00:26:59,576
If I didn't have the foresight
to see the potential

470
00:26:59,811 --> 00:27:01,143
in you two

471
00:27:01,448 --> 00:27:04,078
We're not going to hit the jackpot
like we have now

472
00:27:04,286 --> 00:27:07,019
Our joint is literally filled with
horny sperms

473
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:08,956
Business is literally fucking good

474
00:27:09,464 --> 00:27:10,796
Thank you for your compliment

475
00:27:11,033 --> 00:27:13,561
Your precious teachings
worked out well for us

476
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,035
Nobody believed in us back then

477
00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:18,612
Without our interview with you,
there would be no magazines

478
00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:21,409
Andy, I know you're good at this

479
00:27:21,621 --> 00:27:23,386
Help me get some new ideas

480
00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:26,188
I want to fire up this joint even more

481
00:27:26,397 --> 00:27:28,526
Let's fucking bring the house down

482
00:27:29,003 --> 00:27:30,266
You guys must know how

483
00:27:30,505 --> 00:27:32,372
Come on, stop keeping the ideas
to yourselves

484
00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:34,201
You guys want to
bring down the house?

485
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:35,379
Yeah

486
00:27:37,152 --> 00:27:40,283
You wanna have fun, we'll pay for it

487
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,685
Passion

488
00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:44,762
Boss, this way to room no. 9,
watch your step

489
00:27:44,933 --> 00:27:46,197
Maggie, hurry

490
00:27:46,537 --> 00:27:47,232
Where are you going?

491
00:27:47,472 --> 00:27:48,599
I'm exhausted Hurry up!

492
00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,036
Take good care of our customer

493
00:27:53,851 --> 00:27:56,152
Come on, what's taking so long?

494
00:28:00,465 --> 00:28:02,093
Jeez, this is so hot...

495
00:28:02,336 --> 00:28:03,827
This is even better

496
00:28:07,111 --> 00:28:08,341
Officer Cheung

497
00:28:08,715 --> 00:28:11,049
Outside a sex den in Portland Street

498
00:28:11,286 --> 00:28:13,256
We have about a hundred people
queuing up

499
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,657
Reportedly Passion Magazine
is treating readers

500
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:16,989
to free sex with hookers

501
00:28:17,298 --> 00:28:18,288
Should we do something about this?

502
00:28:32,061 --> 00:28:33,894
You two get on the van

503
00:28:37,939 --> 00:28:40,068
I invited you both

504
00:28:40,477 --> 00:28:43,005
Because you've gone to far

505
00:28:44,152 --> 00:28:46,884
You wanna have fun, we'll pay for it

506
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,594
Officer, you have nothing on us

507
00:28:50,831 --> 00:28:52,698
Yes, we consulted our legal adviser...

508
00:28:53,069 --> 00:28:57,373
Right, having fun does not
mean prostitution

509
00:28:59,549 --> 00:29:00,812
But...

510
00:29:01,419 --> 00:29:03,616
the newspapers today
reported about this

511
00:29:04,191 --> 00:29:07,687
I got you both out to talk
things out on the record

512
00:29:07,965 --> 00:29:09,958
So I'll have something
to show my superiors

513
00:29:10,704 --> 00:29:12,367
What do you want then, Officer Cheung

514
00:29:13,309 --> 00:29:15,211
I can't teach you what to say

515
00:29:15,814 --> 00:29:18,843
You just need to tell the truth

516
00:29:19,522 --> 00:29:22,824
You guys started a joke
with your readers

517
00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,693
Didn't think they would actually
believe you guys

518
00:29:26,836 --> 00:29:29,774
As to what they did up in the sex den

519
00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:32,071
You'll of course confess that
you don't know anything

520
00:29:32,347 --> 00:29:34,910
Remember me, I'm SP Cheung

521
00:29:35,888 --> 00:29:37,550
I hope you don't fall into my hands
in the future

522
00:29:38,425 --> 00:29:40,896
If not, I won't be just taking you
out for a spin

523
00:29:41,098 --> 00:29:43,728
I'll take you back to the precinct
for a cup of coffee

524
00:29:45,974 --> 00:29:46,702
Understood

525
00:29:49,314 --> 00:29:52,252
Where are you guys,
why are you not here yet?

526
00:29:53,055 --> 00:29:54,353
Come on

527
00:30:04,544 --> 00:30:05,637
Sorry...

528
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:06,813
We're late, sorry

529
00:30:07,049 --> 00:30:08,211
The big boss is waiting

530
00:30:08,452 --> 00:30:09,511
Thanks

531
00:30:14,965 --> 00:30:15,933
Sorry

532
00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:17,466
Mr. Tong Fook, really sorry

533
00:30:17,737 --> 00:30:19,171
You said to proceed to Comewell

534
00:30:19,441 --> 00:30:20,500
I thought I heard you say
the supermarket next door

535
00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:21,973
Waited there for 30 minutes

536
00:30:22,212 --> 00:30:23,772
It's true, we haven't had dinner yet

537
00:30:25,285 --> 00:30:27,586
You two idiots wrote bad things
about our joint

538
00:30:29,226 --> 00:30:30,923
We didn't

539
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,564
Seriously, Mr. Tong

540
00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:35,270
We always tell the truth, nothing less

541
00:30:35,472 --> 00:30:36,303
Yes

542
00:30:36,775 --> 00:30:38,038
Up yours!

543
00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:40,441
Of course you did!

544
00:30:44,556 --> 00:30:46,719
You don't know who I am, do you?

545
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:50,557
Let me show you something interesting

546
00:30:50,769 --> 00:30:56,042
This scar runs from my chest to my ass

547
00:30:57,115 --> 00:30:58,606
Long time ago

548
00:31:00,221 --> 00:31:02,487
Someone tried to bad mouth me

549
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:06,329
I asked them for a meeting

550
00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:08,831
Every person

551
00:31:09,707 --> 00:31:12,702
had two big cleavers

552
00:31:13,414 --> 00:31:14,905
Cleavers!

553
00:31:15,985 --> 00:31:17,818
This scar...

554
00:31:18,056 --> 00:31:20,391
was a memento of that day

555
00:31:20,995 --> 00:31:22,430
As to those fools

556
00:31:22,766 --> 00:31:24,929
They were cut into 4 pieces

557
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:30,335
Fuck

558
00:31:31,116 --> 00:31:33,747
Your joint sucked for real,
we simply told the truth

559
00:31:34,288 --> 00:31:36,190
What the hell do you mean?

560
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,366
Shit! Do you know how
to run a sex den?

561
00:31:40,534 --> 00:31:42,835
Don't blame others for
your own ignorance

562
00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:44,608
If we die today

563
00:31:44,843 --> 00:31:45,902
your business will suck just the same

564
00:31:46,146 --> 00:31:47,375
Tell you what, I don't know much

565
00:31:47,648 --> 00:31:49,242
But I know how to make a joint succeed

566
00:31:49,452 --> 00:31:50,420
That's right

567
00:31:50,989 --> 00:31:51,820
Assholes!

568
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:06,144
Look, I'm in this business
to make money

569
00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:08,455
not to make enemies

570
00:32:09,659 --> 00:32:12,825
Why don't we all sit and have dinner?

571
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:14,399
Let's all get to know
each other better, yes?

572
00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,935
OK...

573
00:32:18,810 --> 00:32:20,370
Give them some wine

574
00:32:21,883 --> 00:32:24,286
Since it's our first meeting

575
00:32:24,522 --> 00:32:26,992
I'd like to show you something
you've never seen before

576
00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:29,629
My double blade technique
will blow you away

577
00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:31,426
Great...

578
00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:36,774
Really good

579
00:32:37,046 --> 00:32:38,378
Brilliant!

580
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:41,110
Beautiful...

581
00:32:42,892 --> 00:32:43,917
Encore...

582
00:32:44,094 --> 00:32:47,032
Continue please...

583
00:32:54,314 --> 00:32:56,750
Miss, when will Mr. Dai
give me my check?

584
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:57,851
My employees are waiting
for their salaries

585
00:32:58,088 --> 00:33:00,024
I realy don't know when he will be free

586
00:33:00,393 --> 00:33:02,454
Don't leave me out
in charitable endeavors

587
00:33:02,697 --> 00:33:03,756
Just name the amount

588
00:33:04,034 --> 00:33:04,762
Sky is the limit

589
00:33:04,969 --> 00:33:05,867
Mr. Dai

590
00:33:06,605 --> 00:33:08,734
Do you know what was
my ambition growing up?

591
00:33:08,977 --> 00:33:10,536
To run a charitable institution, seriously

592
00:33:10,746 --> 00:33:11,679
Goodbye! Thank you, Mr. Dai

593
00:33:11,882 --> 00:33:12,872
Walk the guest out

594
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:14,779
Mr. Dai

595
00:33:15,122 --> 00:33:16,215
I know...

596
00:33:16,525 --> 00:33:18,722
Shirley, get Raymond in,
we have a publishing meeting

597
00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:20,296
Mr. Dai, I...

598
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:21,625
Can you wait a few more minutes?

599
00:33:22,002 --> 00:33:23,562
I'm really busy, got meetings to attend

600
00:33:23,839 --> 00:33:25,832
If you can't wait, come back another day

601
00:33:26,211 --> 00:33:27,679
I need to go into this meeting Mr. Dai...

602
00:33:27,847 --> 00:33:28,712
Shirley!

603
00:33:31,822 --> 00:33:33,188
Unbelievable!

604
00:33:34,894 --> 00:33:36,591
God damn it

605
00:33:36,798 --> 00:33:38,791
This is what we're paid for this month

606
00:33:39,069 --> 00:33:40,264
Why?

607
00:33:40,473 --> 00:33:42,568
Why do we have to be
like beggars on the street

608
00:33:42,810 --> 00:33:45,839
The magazine was a best seller

609
00:33:46,384 --> 00:33:47,819
Fuck it

610
00:33:48,021 --> 00:33:49,786
Why do we have to go through this?

611
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:52,556
Fuck him, we want our money

612
00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:54,925
How much is his share worth?

613
00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:56,568
Let's buy it off him

614
00:34:02,215 --> 00:34:03,205
Don't we have enough cash?

615
00:34:05,455 --> 00:34:07,823
I agree, but I don't have the money

616
00:34:08,127 --> 00:34:09,322
Neither do I

617
00:34:09,563 --> 00:34:11,692
I got loads, but haven't earned them yet

618
00:34:12,002 --> 00:34:14,336
Not me, I'd rather have
a smaller stake in this

619
00:34:15,075 --> 00:34:17,443
I'll get a loan and use
my flat as collateral

620
00:34:18,281 --> 00:34:20,911
I should also ask my girlfriend
to do the same

621
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,315
We should buy the magazine

622
00:34:22,522 --> 00:34:23,683
You're my best buddy

623
00:34:32,108 --> 00:34:34,602
John wants to buy Passion
back from Mr. Dai

624
00:34:35,047 --> 00:34:36,812
He asked Fanny to use the house
as collateral

625
00:34:38,387 --> 00:34:39,548
Yeah

626
00:34:40,023 --> 00:34:42,016
That's risky

627
00:34:42,462 --> 00:34:43,794
I tried to talk him out of it

628
00:34:44,031 --> 00:34:46,126
How much was Dai's share in it?

629
00:34:47,806 --> 00:34:50,072
He wouldn't release his rights for
less than HK$1.5 Million

630
00:34:51,312 --> 00:34:56,016
This flat was intended to be my dowry

631
00:34:59,629 --> 00:35:00,928
What do you mean?

632
00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:05,433
I'm betting my future on you, get it?

633
00:35:08,446 --> 00:35:09,813
Do you get it?

634
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:12,778
Understood

635
00:35:15,761 --> 00:35:17,856
Finally, we own this thing

636
00:35:20,437 --> 00:35:21,496
Congratulations

637
00:35:22,775 --> 00:35:24,039
Congrats

638
00:35:24,879 --> 00:35:28,250
We can start kicking ass now
that we fully own it

639
00:35:30,591 --> 00:35:32,584
This issue's theme

640
00:35:32,828 --> 00:35:36,062
Camouflage girl in the jungle
takes a facial

641
00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,098
Good!

642
00:35:37,271 --> 00:35:39,264
Remember shoot on the face,
not on her breasts

643
00:35:39,642 --> 00:35:40,405
Go ahead and do it

644
00:35:40,611 --> 00:35:41,806
We'll show you the proofs later

645
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:03,847
I'm coming, please look at the camera

646
00:36:06,561 --> 00:36:09,328
Two men? I don't do threesomes

647
00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:11,197
We're reporters from Passion Magazine

648
00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:12,804
Here to interview Titty Bird

649
00:36:13,242 --> 00:36:15,474
Oh, reporters

650
00:36:15,847 --> 00:36:17,008
Sorry

651
00:36:17,283 --> 00:36:19,753
I'm getting the door, please come in

652
00:36:22,894 --> 00:36:25,695
Come in, don't be shy

653
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,228
It's fine

654
00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:28,765
Come on in, the place is crowded

655
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,435
Sit down please

656
00:36:32,547 --> 00:36:35,610
7-up for you guys?

657
00:36:35,886 --> 00:36:38,049
We don't get up 7 times that fast,
Coke please

658
00:36:38,492 --> 00:36:39,687
Sure, Coke then

659
00:36:47,175 --> 00:36:49,270
No coke or 7-up's

660
00:36:57,262 --> 00:37:00,929
No soft drinks, but I have popsicle

661
00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:03,540
But only one left, can you share?

662
00:37:03,942 --> 00:37:07,609
Have some, it tastes good

663
00:37:07,817 --> 00:37:10,117
It's ok, we'll help ourselves

664
00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:12,849
I'll put it here, just take it

665
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,967
Here are our name cards,
I'm the publisher

666
00:37:19,941 --> 00:37:21,034
I'm the deputy

667
00:37:23,714 --> 00:37:26,949
Who's the publisher and
who's the deputy?

668
00:37:27,189 --> 00:37:28,088
I'm Andy, the publisher

669
00:37:28,324 --> 00:37:29,553
He's John, my deputy

670
00:37:32,699 --> 00:37:34,532
How do you

671
00:37:34,736 --> 00:37:36,569
conduct your interviews?

672
00:37:37,309 --> 00:37:39,677
Just tell us your main selling point

673
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,873
And we'll take some photo's

674
00:37:42,117 --> 00:37:44,019
My selling point?

675
00:37:44,256 --> 00:37:47,125
I've said it all in the voice recorder

676
00:37:47,329 --> 00:37:49,025
Can you say the same thing again then?

677
00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:50,326
OK, hang on a minute

678
00:37:54,743 --> 00:37:56,337
Here and now?

679
00:37:57,382 --> 00:37:59,784
Yes, tell it to us, hold on

680
00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:02,757
Boss

681
00:38:02,959 --> 00:38:04,986
Call me Titty Bird

682
00:38:05,364 --> 00:38:09,031
I have big, bouncy tits

683
00:38:09,305 --> 00:38:13,575
40 inches of the real stuff

684
00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:16,218
My cleavage is deep

685
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:19,756
My nipples are small and pinkish

686
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:23,191
I even "swallow" if you like

687
00:38:23,433 --> 00:38:26,132
Body massage, 360 degree turn

688
00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:28,535
I'll turn so good

689
00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:31,373
like you wouldn't believe it

690
00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:34,646
My pussy's tight and juicy

691
00:38:34,889 --> 00:38:37,690
lt'll suck you dry

692
00:38:37,928 --> 00:38:40,798
And fuck you crazy

693
00:38:41,001 --> 00:38:44,304
Only HK$300, really cheap

694
00:38:44,542 --> 00:38:47,012
I'm waiting...

695
00:38:49,084 --> 00:38:49,949
Does that work?

696
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,481
Does that work?

697
00:38:51,723 --> 00:38:53,454
If it worked you wouldn't
have needed us

698
00:38:55,897 --> 00:38:57,764
First of all, promise us one thing

699
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,402
You shouldn't be dishonest

700
00:39:00,841 --> 00:39:02,834
40 in. Bust line? You must be kidding

701
00:39:03,613 --> 00:39:05,742
And all the service you mentioned...

702
00:39:06,018 --> 00:39:07,954
Every other hooker
in the business does it

703
00:39:08,188 --> 00:39:11,024
Do you know what's rule no. 1
for this profession

704
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:12,560
not to tell your customers
that you're cheap

705
00:39:12,798 --> 00:39:14,494
If they want to save money
they'll just jack off

706
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:17,565
Firstly, you need to hike up your price

707
00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:20,110
I have no customers now yet
I should hike up prices?

708
00:39:20,781 --> 00:39:22,717
Trust us, we know these things

709
00:39:23,085 --> 00:39:25,146
You will become Hong Kong's

710
00:39:25,724 --> 00:39:27,420
number one hooker

711
00:39:28,662 --> 00:39:32,568
I've never dreamt of
becoming number one

712
00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:36,266
Then put your faith in our two big... pens

713
00:40:03,532 --> 00:40:04,260
Who are you looking for?

714
00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:06,197
Titty Bird, as recommended
in Passion Magazine?

715
00:40:12,149 --> 00:40:12,775
It's out?

716
00:40:13,017 --> 00:40:14,042
See for yourself

717
00:40:15,589 --> 00:40:17,285
You're pretty in person

718
00:40:18,595 --> 00:40:22,159
Everything in it is true

719
00:40:22,402 --> 00:40:23,735
Come in, I'll show you a good time

720
00:40:23,939 --> 00:40:24,634
OK

721
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,081
I'm looking for Titty Bird

722
00:40:32,322 --> 00:40:33,517
Coming

723
00:40:34,928 --> 00:40:36,055
Come on in, Mister

724
00:40:36,297 --> 00:40:37,424
You don't look like the picture at all

725
00:40:37,666 --> 00:40:38,793
Stop looking at the picture, come in

726
00:40:39,002 --> 00:40:39,970
I'm looking for Titty Bird

727
00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,196
Just come on in first

728
00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:45,077
Well? Should we try once more?

729
00:40:46,851 --> 00:40:47,841
What?

730
00:40:49,389 --> 00:40:51,859
If you couldn't make it the first time,
we can do it again

731
00:40:55,368 --> 00:40:56,768
Have you had enough rest?

732
00:40:57,071 --> 00:40:58,597
When you're done we can start over

733
00:40:58,841 --> 00:41:00,242
Is that alright? Come on

734
00:41:00,511 --> 00:41:02,572
I'm complaining to the Passion
Magazine for fraud against readers

735
00:41:03,517 --> 00:41:05,110
The article talked about Titty Bird

736
00:41:05,321 --> 00:41:07,518
But what I found was Shitty Bird

737
00:41:07,826 --> 00:41:09,819
Completely different things

738
00:41:12,602 --> 00:41:14,195
I am very disappointed
by this complete disregard...

739
00:41:14,406 --> 00:41:15,999
of responsible journalism

740
00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:17,308
If this is the case...

741
00:41:17,545 --> 00:41:19,013
Then I refuse to support the
Passion Magazine from now on

742
00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:24,180
And I will spread the worst word
of mouth about it

743
00:41:29,903 --> 00:41:30,996
Titty Bird

744
00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:34,207
Get here you lazy whore

745
00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:37,712
I'm busy... don't come in

746
00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:38,442
Just come back another day

747
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:39,710
Fine, I'll wait right here

748
00:41:40,424 --> 00:41:41,950
Why don't you come in?

749
00:41:42,261 --> 00:41:44,629
You have destroyed our reputation

750
00:41:44,832 --> 00:41:46,028
Look at these complaint letters

751
00:41:46,269 --> 00:41:47,430
They're all about you

752
00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:50,302
Just come in first

753
00:41:50,544 --> 00:41:52,241
Come in. Something wrong
with your eyes?

754
00:41:52,548 --> 00:41:54,177
Come in and we'll talk

755
00:41:54,418 --> 00:41:55,181
Fine, I'll come in

756
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,717
Passion Magazine is in deep trouble
now because of you

757
00:42:00,464 --> 00:42:01,397
Customers?

758
00:42:04,037 --> 00:42:05,768
I'm not a customer

759
00:42:06,008 --> 00:42:07,637
Who are you? Ronaldo?

760
00:42:08,145 --> 00:42:10,047
We're robbers, Mr. Publisher

761
00:42:13,456 --> 00:42:15,722
Thanks to your magazine
that pointed us here

762
00:42:16,963 --> 00:42:18,432
Could you maybe sign an autograph?

763
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,259
What are your names?

764
00:42:20,504 --> 00:42:22,234
Don't you dare tell him our real names

765
00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:24,303
Whatever then, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho

766
00:42:24,745 --> 00:42:26,338
Sorry, we need to finish off the robbery

767
00:42:31,358 --> 00:42:32,519
Let's go, little brother

768
00:42:32,694 --> 00:42:34,322
Thanks, Mr. Publisher

769
00:42:35,566 --> 00:42:36,499
This way

770
00:42:39,207 --> 00:42:40,232
Are they gone yet?

771
00:42:40,543 --> 00:42:42,035
They're off

772
00:42:42,246 --> 00:42:43,407
Untie me

773
00:42:43,649 --> 00:42:44,173
How do I do that?

774
00:42:44,451 --> 00:42:45,749
They tied us really tight

775
00:42:46,154 --> 00:42:48,090
I'm so thirsty

776
00:42:48,325 --> 00:42:49,190
What do you want to do about that?

777
00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:51,519
Don't

778
00:42:51,999 --> 00:42:52,829
I'm bursting already

779
00:42:53,602 --> 00:42:54,592
It's painful

780
00:42:54,838 --> 00:42:56,467
In a great hurry It's painful

781
00:42:58,579 --> 00:43:00,048
Get something to drink

782
00:43:01,685 --> 00:43:03,814
You want me to drink condoms
and lubricants?

783
00:43:05,092 --> 00:43:06,685
I forgot to buy some drinks

784
00:43:07,463 --> 00:43:09,022
This is fucking unbelievable

785
00:43:10,001 --> 00:43:11,903
Uh-oh, I have to pee

786
00:43:12,206 --> 00:43:14,574
Dont do it, its pointed
right at my direction

787
00:43:14,944 --> 00:43:15,912
I'm not thirsty

788
00:43:16,113 --> 00:43:17,844
I can't hold it any longer

789
00:43:18,017 --> 00:43:18,916
Let's untie ourselves first

790
00:43:19,621 --> 00:43:20,212
Help me

791
00:43:20,523 --> 00:43:22,618
I have to pee

792
00:43:24,831 --> 00:43:26,026
What are you biting?

793
00:43:26,401 --> 00:43:27,869
Don't lick

794
00:44:11,790 --> 00:44:13,453
If you had served all your clients...

795
00:44:13,694 --> 00:44:15,493
the way you served me just now

796
00:44:16,132 --> 00:44:18,159
Then I wouldn't have had to come

797
00:44:18,871 --> 00:44:21,934
Sorry, I got too lazy

798
00:44:22,177 --> 00:44:25,081
I thought I could get others to substitute

799
00:44:26,119 --> 00:44:27,918
I won't do it again

800
00:44:29,426 --> 00:44:31,224
It's useless to say these now

801
00:44:31,897 --> 00:44:34,231
Why don't you write a formal apology

802
00:44:34,436 --> 00:44:36,770
I'll publish it for you on the next issue

803
00:44:38,243 --> 00:44:39,233
OK

804
00:44:42,318 --> 00:44:43,753
How...

805
00:44:44,055 --> 00:44:47,357
How much do I owe you?

806
00:44:47,594 --> 00:44:49,461
I'll pay you for it

807
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:53,332
No need, we're friends

808
00:44:55,243 --> 00:44:56,677
We haven't even reported this case

809
00:44:57,949 --> 00:44:59,577
Report what?

810
00:44:59,886 --> 00:45:01,684
This is my first time

811
00:45:01,924 --> 00:45:04,622
I can't let others know about this

812
00:45:05,063 --> 00:45:06,429
You have a point

813
00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:10,235
Don't worry, I'll work hard from now on

814
00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:11,906
I promise I will

815
00:45:12,544 --> 00:45:14,639
I remember you said to me

816
00:45:14,915 --> 00:45:20,257
that I can become number one
in this trade

817
00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:29,737
Lazy Whore: My Mistake!

818
00:45:29,945 --> 00:45:31,539
Titty Bird Promises never to do it again

819
00:45:31,816 --> 00:45:32,875
Mr. Boney Jones, I strongly recommend

820
00:45:33,152 --> 00:45:36,090
this girl, number 77

821
00:45:36,324 --> 00:45:37,155
She's the best

822
00:45:37,428 --> 00:45:38,862
Is this number 77 really any good?

823
00:45:39,063 --> 00:45:40,692
Of course... if she was any good
we wouldnt need to promote her

824
00:45:40,934 --> 00:45:42,927
Please do what you can to help

825
00:45:43,205 --> 00:45:44,366
Turn the skank into the hottest princess

826
00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,443
You know we don't lie, and
we don't accept bribes

827
00:45:46,746 --> 00:45:47,907
That's fine

828
00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:51,683
What's no. 77's specialty?

829
00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:55,660
Blow Jobs

830
00:45:56,198 --> 00:45:58,168
She's blows so well

831
00:45:58,368 --> 00:46:00,463
that if she were a musician

832
00:46:00,774 --> 00:46:02,367
she'd be in Kenny G's league

833
00:46:17,273 --> 00:46:18,468
Mr. Jones

834
00:46:19,511 --> 00:46:20,672
You've waited long?

835
00:46:26,491 --> 00:46:29,759
I've never heard of anyone
named Boney

836
00:46:30,164 --> 00:46:31,463
It's my pseudonym

837
00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:35,301
Let's start the interview, your name?

838
00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:36,476
Stop that

839
00:46:37,813 --> 00:46:39,806
Tess Tickles

840
00:46:40,619 --> 00:46:42,383
Tess, where are you form?

841
00:46:43,024 --> 00:46:45,825
Guangdong... and Portugal

842
00:46:46,731 --> 00:46:48,496
Yeah you look like you
have mixed blood

843
00:46:48,936 --> 00:46:50,370
How old are you, Tess?

844
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,977
We'll say 19... everyone says that

845
00:46:55,181 --> 00:46:57,208
18 sounds too young

846
00:46:58,554 --> 00:46:59,716
Vital stats?

847
00:47:02,362 --> 00:47:06,166
36 - 22 - 38?

848
00:47:06,737 --> 00:47:09,004
You think my butt looks big

849
00:47:09,242 --> 00:47:10,301
No...

850
00:47:10,545 --> 00:47:12,948
36 - 22 - 33

851
00:47:13,150 --> 00:47:14,277
OK? OK

852
00:47:14,486 --> 00:47:17,583
Any specialties?

853
00:47:18,361 --> 00:47:19,727
What are you good at?

854
00:47:19,964 --> 00:47:21,830
I'm good at everything

855
00:47:22,202 --> 00:47:24,104
Except massage

856
00:47:24,573 --> 00:47:26,406
What specifically are your
specialties then?

857
00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:29,878
I prefer performing them than
talking about them

858
00:47:30,585 --> 00:47:31,780
Don't tickle me

859
00:47:32,021 --> 00:47:33,547
You've got to feel it
to be able to write it

860
00:47:33,858 --> 00:47:35,350
No need

861
00:47:37,499 --> 00:47:38,797
How did you know that

862
00:47:39,035 --> 00:47:40,868
I like doing it on the floor?

863
00:48:49,441 --> 00:48:50,807
Cold... freezing

864
00:48:56,823 --> 00:48:59,954
Hot! Too hot!

865
00:49:06,374 --> 00:49:08,105
It's cold

866
00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:11,683
Cold... hot

867
00:49:11,819 --> 00:49:14,312
Hot... cold... hot... cold

868
00:49:15,326 --> 00:49:17,159
Hot!

869
00:49:51,631 --> 00:49:53,464
Tess Tickles' trademark
fire and ice technique

870
00:49:53,669 --> 00:49:55,662
Boney Jones felt like... Give it to me

871
00:49:55,906 --> 00:49:58,776
shuttling between the equator
and north pole

872
00:49:58,979 --> 00:50:01,678
understanding the real pleasure
of oral sex

873
00:50:01,885 --> 00:50:03,285
Stop reading it, you fucking shit

874
00:50:03,722 --> 00:50:05,521
This will go to print, everyone
will be able to read it

875
00:50:05,759 --> 00:50:06,282
What's the difference if I read it now?

876
00:50:06,528 --> 00:50:08,019
Won't matter once I finish writing it

877
00:50:21,023 --> 00:50:22,013
Sorry

878
00:50:46,573 --> 00:50:47,506
I have more

879
00:50:48,344 --> 00:50:48,867
Do you now?

880
00:50:50,248 --> 00:50:51,841
I have... this!

881
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,279
And this, too

882
00:50:57,094 --> 00:50:58,529
Fire and Ice technique!

883
00:50:58,764 --> 00:50:59,789
Want to try it?

884
00:51:00,033 --> 00:51:01,160
Come on, baby!

885
00:51:01,437 --> 00:51:03,703
The Kenny G of Oral Sex: Tess Tickles

886
00:51:03,974 --> 00:51:06,502
How to perform the Fire
and Ice Technique

887
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,212
Number 77, where are you going?

888
00:51:08,416 --> 00:51:10,409
There's a long queue waiting for you

889
00:51:10,655 --> 00:51:12,648
It's like a rock concert,
everyone chanting for "77"

890
00:51:12,892 --> 00:51:13,860
Where are you going?

891
00:51:14,061 --> 00:51:16,258
I need to go to the doctors

892
00:51:16,499 --> 00:51:17,832
What for?

893
00:51:18,136 --> 00:51:21,438
The doctor says if I keep on blowing

894
00:51:21,743 --> 00:51:24,213
My jaws will lock permanently like this

895
00:51:24,448 --> 00:51:26,441
I can't do this anymore

896
00:51:26,987 --> 00:51:27,818
Bullshit

897
00:51:28,056 --> 00:51:29,547
This shape is perfect for their sizes

898
00:51:29,758 --> 00:51:30,521
If you don't do it, who will?

899
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,286
Go on...

900
00:51:32,531 --> 00:51:33,864
You're the Kenny G of massage parlors

901
00:51:34,101 --> 00:51:35,091
No one does this like you do

902
00:51:35,337 --> 00:51:36,270
Come on

903
00:51:36,506 --> 00:51:37,531
No, it hurts

904
00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:38,471
Mr. Chan!

905
00:51:51,736 --> 00:51:55,198
Andy and John, thank you
for coming tonight

906
00:51:55,944 --> 00:51:57,504
It's going to be a blast, trust me

907
00:51:57,681 --> 00:52:00,619
Just call earlier, I'll reserve
the best room for you

908
00:52:01,789 --> 00:52:03,691
We're ok, you don't have
to show us around

909
00:52:04,395 --> 00:52:06,296
Stop kidding around John

910
00:52:06,532 --> 00:52:08,125
Why don't I ask Kitty

911
00:52:08,403 --> 00:52:09,598
to take our prettiest girls
to have fun with you

912
00:52:09,838 --> 00:52:11,774
We're tired of looking at pretty girls

913
00:52:12,009 --> 00:52:14,810
Get us the ones with special talents

914
00:52:15,282 --> 00:52:16,546
Special talents?

915
00:52:26,104 --> 00:52:28,438
What are you looking at? Scared?

916
00:52:31,749 --> 00:52:33,012
Can you play drinking games?

917
00:52:34,454 --> 00:52:37,051
Drinking games, can you?

918
00:52:38,629 --> 00:52:39,619
I can

919
00:52:40,566 --> 00:52:41,591
You start

920
00:52:42,536 --> 00:52:43,799
Zero! Zero!

921
00:52:50,519 --> 00:52:51,578
She claims to be the master
at this game

922
00:52:52,723 --> 00:52:53,986
Start over Sure

923
00:52:54,227 --> 00:52:55,126
I'll go first

924
00:52:55,329 --> 00:52:56,194
OK

925
00:52:56,765 --> 00:52:58,962
5! 10! Drink up!

926
00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:07,146
Again

927
00:53:07,486 --> 00:53:09,182
You're pretty good, why don't we...

928
00:53:10,359 --> 00:53:11,189
go with 6 bottles

929
00:53:11,428 --> 00:53:12,953
Fine, sure

930
00:53:24,419 --> 00:53:27,016
I don't think hospitality is her strong suit

931
00:53:27,525 --> 00:53:28,151
You bet

932
00:53:32,302 --> 00:53:33,133
Come on

933
00:53:33,337 --> 00:53:34,498
You go first

934
00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:36,368
Listen up

935
00:53:36,945 --> 00:53:37,377
5!

936
00:53:37,445 --> 00:53:37,969
15!

937
00:53:38,214 --> 00:53:39,204
10!

938
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:40,615
Zero!

939
00:53:46,630 --> 00:53:47,529
Finish that up

940
00:53:47,732 --> 00:53:48,700
Thanks

941
00:53:50,872 --> 00:53:51,771
Great

942
00:54:05,668 --> 00:54:07,136
I think he's done

943
00:54:07,672 --> 00:54:08,605
No, I'm not

944
00:54:09,409 --> 00:54:10,638
I don't believe I can't beat you

945
00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:11,643
OK

946
00:54:15,555 --> 00:54:17,046
Let's

947
00:54:17,257 --> 00:54:19,626
Stop playing stupid drinking
games, let's...

948
00:54:20,063 --> 00:54:20,928
play strip games

949
00:54:21,365 --> 00:54:22,094
Bluff!

950
00:54:22,469 --> 00:54:23,128
Why not

951
00:54:26,810 --> 00:54:28,278
Off Please

952
00:54:28,914 --> 00:54:29,939
Take it off

953
00:54:31,252 --> 00:54:32,220
No

954
00:54:32,421 --> 00:54:34,654
No? You were pretty confident just now

955
00:54:34,826 --> 00:54:35,691
Off with it

956
00:54:35,895 --> 00:54:37,124
Give me a chance

957
00:54:37,364 --> 00:54:38,958
Chance? Let's go then

958
00:54:39,168 --> 00:54:41,104
How can I leave this way?

959
00:54:41,639 --> 00:54:42,698
Just go

960
00:54:42,909 --> 00:54:44,138
Give me something to wear

961
00:54:44,345 --> 00:54:46,212
Fine, take it off yourself

962
00:54:47,986 --> 00:54:48,851
Now

963
00:54:49,088 --> 00:54:49,953
Stop teasing

964
00:54:50,190 --> 00:54:51,021
Let's go then

965
00:54:52,027 --> 00:54:53,120
What now?

966
00:54:53,363 --> 00:54:53,921
For real?

967
00:54:54,164 --> 00:54:55,359
Take it off

968
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:56,690
Come on

969
00:54:57,204 --> 00:54:58,297
Too good to be true

970
00:54:59,608 --> 00:55:03,810
Any girl could get on magazine
covers these days

971
00:55:04,118 --> 00:55:06,350
Should our Passion try something new?

972
00:55:06,989 --> 00:55:08,151
Let's get some ideas

973
00:55:13,336 --> 00:55:14,429
I have one

974
00:55:15,172 --> 00:55:16,505
We can do current affairs

975
00:55:16,709 --> 00:55:17,734
What?!

976
00:55:19,247 --> 00:55:21,844
You know I'm not good at these

977
00:55:22,053 --> 00:55:23,613
Just trying to think of something

978
00:55:26,127 --> 00:55:28,154
Why don't we sensationalize
our cover girls

979
00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:31,231
Just get women from all walks of life

980
00:55:31,438 --> 00:55:32,634
Then think of big stories
to package them with

981
00:55:32,841 --> 00:55:33,706
Pretty good

982
00:55:33,910 --> 00:55:34,935
I like this idea

983
00:55:35,212 --> 00:55:38,184
We can maybe get a whore

984
00:55:38,485 --> 00:55:40,148
a hooker

985
00:55:40,456 --> 00:55:42,358
or a masseuse

986
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:44,861
and make her look like a lady, right?

987
00:55:45,867 --> 00:55:48,862
Baby, I don't understand
a word you're saying

988
00:55:50,844 --> 00:55:52,005
You won't have to

989
00:55:52,446 --> 00:55:53,744
So long as the two of us understood

990
00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:54,975
Who should we use for next issue

991
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,847
Who should it be?

992
00:55:57,690 --> 00:55:58,419
Tess Tickles

993
00:56:02,867 --> 00:56:04,393
Whose testicles?

994
00:56:05,439 --> 00:56:06,668
Who's Tess Tickles?

995
00:56:07,043 --> 00:56:08,238
Your Tess Tickles

996
00:56:08,612 --> 00:56:09,773
Your testicles?

997
00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:13,284
What do you mean my Tess Tickles?

998
00:56:14,257 --> 00:56:15,589
Oh no, real estate prices crashing

999
00:56:15,793 --> 00:56:16,920
She licked your testicles

1000
00:56:17,128 --> 00:56:18,529
so she's your Tess Tickles

1001
00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:22,198
Why did you get your testicles licked?

1002
00:56:24,142 --> 00:56:26,409
When did I ever get you
to lick my testicles?

1003
00:56:26,948 --> 00:56:27,916
You licked his testicles?

1004
00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:29,618
I didn't lick his testicles

1005
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:31,116
He had his testicles licked

1006
00:56:31,390 --> 00:56:32,950
That's why it's his Tess Tickles

1007
00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:34,960
Why did you have your testicles licked?

1008
00:56:41,911 --> 00:56:43,140
Yeah

1009
00:56:48,859 --> 00:56:49,655
I need to call

1010
00:56:57,108 --> 00:56:58,076
Tess Tickles

1011
00:56:58,544 --> 00:57:00,411
It's my first time...

1012
00:57:00,748 --> 00:57:01,681
First time?

1013
00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:04,822
As a cover girl, I mean

1014
00:57:05,158 --> 00:57:06,854
I bought some Macau egg tarts

1015
00:57:07,128 --> 00:57:08,619
Not sure if it suits your taste

1016
00:57:09,032 --> 00:57:12,698
I'm referring to myself

1017
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,367
No problem at all

1018
00:57:15,178 --> 00:57:16,942
We have a professional photographer

1019
00:57:17,182 --> 00:57:20,382
Don't worry, my experience
plus this camera

1020
00:57:20,822 --> 00:57:23,487
will make you look pretty no matter
how ugly you are

1021
00:57:23,727 --> 00:57:24,626
Don't worry

1022
00:57:24,830 --> 00:57:26,162
He's an idiot, ignore him

1023
00:57:27,368 --> 00:57:30,704
John, tell her the theme we're going for

1024
00:57:31,242 --> 00:57:33,337
The theme we're going for tonight

1025
00:57:33,747 --> 00:57:35,717
is fruits

1026
00:57:35,952 --> 00:57:37,478
This banana was made just for you

1027
00:57:37,722 --> 00:57:39,453
It was modeled after
someone's body part

1028
00:57:39,693 --> 00:57:41,161
Seriously, someone's
banana is that big

1029
00:57:41,395 --> 00:57:42,728
Please take a seat there

1030
00:57:48,142 --> 00:57:49,839
Can I take off my clothes now

1031
00:57:50,046 --> 00:57:51,036
Sure

1032
00:57:57,628 --> 00:57:59,222
I'll assume the position first

1033
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,369
OK, ride on the banana

1034
00:58:04,608 --> 00:58:06,100
Like riding a pony

1035
00:58:06,812 --> 00:58:08,782
Right leg... ride on it

1036
00:58:08,984 --> 00:58:11,420
Raise your right leg

1037
00:58:12,057 --> 00:58:13,889
Hold on

1038
00:58:19,071 --> 00:58:20,130
Higher

1039
00:58:20,874 --> 00:58:22,707
Good, hold it right there

1040
00:58:22,945 --> 00:58:24,209
open your mouth

1041
00:58:24,415 --> 00:58:25,178
look happy

1042
00:58:25,450 --> 00:58:26,941
look happy and slide it in your mouth

1043
00:58:31,963 --> 00:58:33,296
I bit it off, sorry

1044
00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:34,892
Yours did not come off, we're fine

1045
00:58:35,069 --> 00:58:35,968
Keep it up

1046
00:58:39,277 --> 00:58:42,272
Try leaning your head this way

1047
00:58:42,451 --> 00:58:44,283
Better

1048
00:58:49,565 --> 00:58:50,122
OK, that's enough

1049
00:58:50,332 --> 00:58:51,322
OK, stop

1050
00:58:51,902 --> 00:58:53,495
Let's try using a finger

1051
00:58:54,173 --> 00:58:57,009
Put a finger into your mouth

1052
00:58:57,948 --> 00:58:59,109
Like this?

1053
00:59:06,832 --> 00:59:08,893
I guess so

1054
00:59:11,441 --> 00:59:12,602
That's good

1055
00:59:13,913 --> 00:59:17,818
Cover Girl Tess Tickles on
10 Best Ways to lick them

1056
00:59:21,594 --> 00:59:23,530
I'm so happy today

1057
00:59:23,765 --> 00:59:25,667
to be the special guest in
Passion Magazine's 100th issue

1058
00:59:25,936 --> 00:59:27,496
I've grown up with Passion Magazine

1059
00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:30,745
From the very first issue they published

1060
00:59:31,013 --> 00:59:33,814
I will give my best to everyone

1061
00:59:34,954 --> 00:59:36,013
You look like you've never
disrobed in your life

1062
00:59:36,223 --> 00:59:36,986
Wait!

1063
00:59:37,259 --> 00:59:39,228
Do it when we're on the bus, not here

1064
01:00:03,410 --> 01:00:05,437
I love Hong Kong!

1065
01:00:05,648 --> 01:00:07,709
I love you

1066
01:00:21,113 --> 01:00:23,140
Distinguished guests,
readers of Passion

1067
01:00:23,751 --> 01:00:25,220
We're going to begin

1068
01:00:25,555 --> 01:00:27,115
Before we start tonight's program

1069
01:00:27,358 --> 01:00:28,348
We have a flag

1070
01:00:28,627 --> 01:00:31,224
to present to publisher Andy

1071
01:00:31,433 --> 01:00:32,901
And deputy publisher John

1072
01:00:33,103 --> 01:00:34,366
Ladies and gentlemen, our chairman

1073
01:00:34,739 --> 01:00:35,672
Mr. Kan

1074
01:00:43,457 --> 01:00:45,359
OK, now our let's welcome
our leading men

1075
01:00:45,595 --> 01:00:47,188
Andy and John

1076
01:00:52,475 --> 01:00:53,943
OK, now let's have Mr. Kan present

1077
01:00:54,211 --> 01:00:57,240
Words of thanks from the sex industry

1078
01:00:58,219 --> 01:00:59,448
Thank you

1079
01:01:00,056 --> 01:01:00,682
Thank you!

1080
01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:02,359
It should be us thanking you really

1081
01:01:02,629 --> 01:01:04,656
Photo's please

1082
01:01:04,866 --> 01:01:05,834
OK

1083
01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:09,834
Thank you, Mr. Kan

1084
01:01:10,043 --> 01:01:11,534
thank you very much

1085
01:01:11,646 --> 01:01:15,051
OK, now we hand it over to our VIP's!

1086
01:01:27,678 --> 01:01:34,420
Tingting is full of surprises

1087
01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:41,628
Her pubic hair long enough
to reach the ground

1088
01:01:41,872 --> 01:01:43,603
When she lies down

1089
01:01:43,876 --> 01:01:48,716
her pubic hair escapes her underwears

1090
01:01:49,020 --> 01:01:55,796
you can use hair gel to control them

1091
01:01:56,034 --> 01:02:02,240
Tingting, has a pair of pink nipples

1092
01:02:02,581 --> 01:02:09,288
you can squeeze it all you want

1093
01:02:09,494 --> 01:02:16,908
She lives on

1094
01:02:17,243 --> 01:02:23,518
Waiting for you to contribute your sperm

1095
01:02:23,722 --> 01:02:31,136
Hold each other tight

1096
01:02:31,404 --> 01:02:37,838
Let her suck on your dick

1097
01:02:38,051 --> 01:02:44,963
Swallow it whole, Come in her mouth

1098
01:02:45,232 --> 01:02:51,643
Tingting has no fear

1099
01:02:51,978 --> 01:02:58,322
Tingting offers 3-course set

1100
01:02:58,558 --> 01:03:05,437
Waiting for you in her apartment

1101
01:03:05,606 --> 01:03:12,883
She lives in

1102
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:24,668
Do what you want to do with her

1103
01:03:34,129 --> 01:03:34,857
Hello everyone

1104
01:03:35,064 --> 01:03:36,293
I am your host Kiki

1105
01:03:36,567 --> 01:03:37,592
From this issue on

1106
01:03:37,869 --> 01:03:40,238
Passion Magazine will have
an on pack VCD

1107
01:03:40,675 --> 01:03:41,574
Cut!

1108
01:03:46,653 --> 01:03:47,951
Andy, I'll leave now if everything's ok

1109
01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:48,919
Bye

1110
01:03:54,001 --> 01:03:55,595
Bye Bye

1111
01:04:03,019 --> 01:04:04,009
Can we leave now?

1112
01:04:04,422 --> 01:04:05,583
Give me another 10 minutes

1113
01:05:07,614 --> 01:05:10,381
It feels so good

1114
01:05:11,455 --> 01:05:14,017
Give me the VCD

1115
01:07:21,646 --> 01:07:22,978
Can't take it anymore

1116
01:07:34,639 --> 01:07:36,836
I killed her?

1117
01:07:41,887 --> 01:07:42,786
How is it Doctor?

1118
01:07:42,989 --> 01:07:44,014
Nothing serious for now

1119
01:07:44,291 --> 01:07:45,726
She has low blood pressure

1120
01:07:45,928 --> 01:07:48,866
Get her for a full
physical exam tomorrow

1121
01:07:49,268 --> 01:07:51,033
I'll write you a reference letter

1122
01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:51,933
Sorry, doctor

1123
01:07:52,207 --> 01:07:53,675
Are you really a doctor?

1124
01:07:54,011 --> 01:07:56,106
You've never met a
pretty doctor before?

1125
01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:02,817
You ok?

1126
01:08:03,229 --> 01:08:04,060
Of course I'm not

1127
01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:05,060
You're not?

1128
01:08:06,335 --> 01:08:07,166
What's wrong?

1129
01:08:07,504 --> 01:08:08,472
Terminal illness

1130
01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:11,269
Doc...

1131
01:08:11,479 --> 01:08:14,041
Forget about it, I know what's wrong

1132
01:08:14,284 --> 01:08:15,843
The doctor said I'm in terminal stage

1133
01:08:16,422 --> 01:08:19,052
I could die anytime

1134
01:08:20,463 --> 01:08:22,592
You're kidding I mean it

1135
01:08:22,868 --> 01:08:23,893
Did you get a close inspection?

1136
01:08:24,137 --> 01:08:25,264
What did the doctor say a while ago?

1137
01:08:25,507 --> 01:08:26,600
It was very clear

1138
01:08:26,809 --> 01:08:29,075
Why would I faint if everything was ok?

1139
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,310
But the doctor said
it was nothing serious

1140
01:08:31,585 --> 01:08:33,178
What's your illness called?

1141
01:08:33,956 --> 01:08:35,254
It's called... terminal illness

1142
01:08:40,302 --> 01:08:42,637
Will you treat me better

1143
01:08:42,874 --> 01:08:46,506
right before I die?

1144
01:08:51,491 --> 01:08:52,983
Will you?

1145
01:10:13,954 --> 01:10:14,979
Why?

1146
01:10:15,891 --> 01:10:16,984
I missed you so much

1147
01:10:59,411 --> 01:11:02,076
Tess Tickles, Lewd Lily

1148
01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:05,048
Tess Tickles, Titty Bird

1149
01:11:05,256 --> 01:11:07,226
Tess Tickles

1150
01:11:07,594 --> 01:11:09,689
Your Tess Tickles wins
by a huge margin

1151
01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:11,128
Quit mentioning it in front of Fanny

1152
01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:12,894
If you do that again, I'm going to hit you

1153
01:11:13,306 --> 01:11:15,367
I don't know, you pick the lucky winner

1154
01:11:21,088 --> 01:11:22,716
Isn't it a bit dangerous

1155
01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:24,120
what if we picked an SM freak?

1156
01:11:24,795 --> 01:11:27,323
Well, doesn't she face that danger
everyday in her work?

1157
01:11:28,269 --> 01:11:31,207
But the one night stand with
the cover girl was our idea

1158
01:11:31,742 --> 01:11:33,905
We're responsible for anything
that might go wrong

1159
01:11:34,314 --> 01:11:36,477
Let's fake this, why don't you go?

1160
01:11:37,186 --> 01:11:38,780
Fanny's going to see me

1161
01:11:39,391 --> 01:11:42,488
Fine, let her run the risk of
meeting an SM freak

1162
01:11:42,764 --> 01:11:44,996
Or just get disembodied at some point

1163
01:11:48,609 --> 01:11:50,407
You think if we pixelize my face

1164
01:11:50,613 --> 01:11:51,740
Will Fanny still recognize me?

1165
01:11:54,153 --> 01:11:56,818
Why don't you get an instant photo

1166
01:11:57,059 --> 01:11:58,493
Then pixelize your look

1167
01:11:58,729 --> 01:11:59,593
Then ask Fanny if she knew

1168
01:11:59,831 --> 01:12:01,094
who it was

1169
01:12:02,102 --> 01:12:03,593
Right!

1170
01:12:05,642 --> 01:12:06,667
Thanks

1171
01:12:29,790 --> 01:12:32,660
I don't think she'll recognize
my face with pixels

1172
01:12:33,865 --> 01:12:35,994
Maybe Calvin should do it,
he doesn't have a girlfriend

1173
01:12:38,808 --> 01:12:40,505
Sorry, was I late for long?

1174
01:12:40,979 --> 01:12:42,038
You getting married?

1175
01:12:45,221 --> 01:12:46,280
Your eyes ok?

1176
01:12:46,524 --> 01:12:48,494
Nothing, the sunlight was just too bright

1177
01:12:49,430 --> 01:12:51,092
You spent much time
arranging this look?

1178
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,825
I did... is it ok?

1179
01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:55,264
It looks good, definitely

1180
01:12:56,443 --> 01:12:57,742
OK, let's do it

1181
01:12:58,047 --> 01:12:58,980
OK

1182
01:13:00,451 --> 01:13:02,353
You two stand apart

1183
01:13:03,357 --> 01:13:05,988
OK, back up a little

1184
01:13:06,229 --> 01:13:07,492
You're too stiff

1185
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:08,893
Relax a little

1186
01:13:09,235 --> 01:13:11,432
What the hell, you have a boner?

1187
01:13:11,673 --> 01:13:12,903
You've never seen a woman before?

1188
01:13:13,912 --> 01:13:15,278
Right...

1189
01:13:15,514 --> 01:13:17,609
You look too tight, lady

1190
01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:19,345
I mean your face, not your lower body

1191
01:13:19,589 --> 01:13:21,718
Relax, that's right

1192
01:13:22,328 --> 01:13:24,161
When I say 'Action' just run
towards each other

1193
01:13:24,399 --> 01:13:25,367
OK?

1194
01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:26,501
Let's go

1195
01:13:26,937 --> 01:13:27,768
Action!

1196
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:44,159
Does that work?

1197
01:13:45,541 --> 01:13:46,406
What are you doing?

1198
01:13:47,077 --> 01:13:48,136
This sucks

1199
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,579
Just like that

1200
01:13:55,059 --> 01:13:58,054
Hold her and spin

1201
01:13:58,266 --> 01:13:59,929
Don't stop till I say so

1202
01:14:14,766 --> 01:14:17,066
So happy... so wonderful

1203
01:14:24,853 --> 01:14:26,617
Chupa chups?

1204
01:14:29,228 --> 01:14:30,753
Calvin! What did you buy?

1205
01:14:30,965 --> 01:14:32,228
I said to buy flowers

1206
01:14:32,434 --> 01:14:35,099
You said to get corny stuff

1207
01:14:35,373 --> 01:14:36,773
You look corny enough

1208
01:14:36,942 --> 01:14:38,639
Whatever, take this thing here

1209
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,351
And kneel on the ground
before you give it to her

1210
01:14:41,585 --> 01:14:43,316
Just look really stupid, ok?

1211
01:14:43,522 --> 01:14:46,517
Remember to shoot the background

1212
01:14:46,762 --> 01:14:47,889
The uglier the better

1213
01:14:48,199 --> 01:14:49,565
As kitsch as possible

1214
01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:51,295
Ready, start when I say 'Action'

1215
01:14:51,505 --> 01:14:52,871
Ready, get set...

1216
01:14:53,241 --> 01:14:53,970
Wait

1217
01:14:55,112 --> 01:14:56,581
Ms Tess Yeah?

1218
01:14:56,815 --> 01:14:58,944
You're a working girl, show some poise

1219
01:14:59,186 --> 01:14:59,881
Sorry

1220
01:15:00,088 --> 01:15:00,612
There you go, thanks

1221
01:15:00,823 --> 01:15:01,791
Ready...

1222
01:15:01,992 --> 01:15:02,925
Action!

1223
01:15:07,537 --> 01:15:09,666
Look happy, yes, relax

1224
01:15:09,841 --> 01:15:10,774
Perfect

1225
01:15:11,044 --> 01:15:12,069
She looks happier than you do

1226
01:15:12,313 --> 01:15:14,112
You looked like you just ate shit

1227
01:15:20,897 --> 01:15:24,837
I've never had a man walk on
the beach with me before

1228
01:15:25,807 --> 01:15:27,834
I'm actually quite old fashioned

1229
01:15:28,078 --> 01:15:30,480
I like having a man walk on
the beach with me

1230
01:15:32,152 --> 01:15:35,352
Where do you go when
you dated your ex?

1231
01:15:36,427 --> 01:15:39,297
Nowhere, just somewhere dark
to have sex

1232
01:15:39,533 --> 01:15:40,899
Lots of groping and humping

1233
01:15:46,381 --> 01:15:49,113
And then, Tess discovered

1234
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:51,290
the hidden champagne
bottle from her fan

1235
01:15:51,524 --> 01:15:52,992
Ouch! What the fuck?

1236
01:15:58,505 --> 01:16:00,441
Tess is so moved

1237
01:16:00,742 --> 01:16:01,937
What is it? And they kiss

1238
01:16:02,579 --> 01:16:03,307
It's a bottle of champagne

1239
01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:05,843
Kiss!

1240
01:16:06,521 --> 01:16:07,614
Kiss now

1241
01:16:08,858 --> 01:16:10,087
OK

1242
01:16:19,512 --> 01:16:20,502
Right

1243
01:16:20,949 --> 01:16:23,215
Romantically look at each other
while you toast

1244
01:16:23,420 --> 01:16:24,513
Fine

1245
01:16:24,723 --> 01:16:25,884
OK, don't drink too much

1246
01:16:26,159 --> 01:16:28,926
Put it down, pick up a strawberry

1247
01:16:29,699 --> 01:16:30,861
Correct...

1248
01:16:31,069 --> 01:16:32,037
Then suck on it

1249
01:16:32,271 --> 01:16:33,296
Don't look at me, look at her

1250
01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:35,169
Suck the fruit, suck it

1251
01:16:36,046 --> 01:16:38,516
Enjoy it like you're sucking her...

1252
01:16:38,750 --> 01:16:39,946
Then feed her

1253
01:16:40,154 --> 01:16:41,679
Enough, feed her now

1254
01:16:42,158 --> 01:16:43,183
Exactly

1255
01:16:43,427 --> 01:16:44,486
Look entranced

1256
01:16:44,729 --> 01:16:45,526
Don't open your mouth too wide

1257
01:16:45,798 --> 01:16:47,631
Don't think it's your regular...

1258
01:16:47,869 --> 01:16:50,534
there you go... right...

1259
01:16:59,192 --> 01:17:01,662
OK, leave them, shoot me instead

1260
01:17:01,930 --> 01:17:03,923
OK, after they enjoyed their
bottle of champagne

1261
01:17:04,201 --> 01:17:05,693
Keep moving, don't still

1262
01:17:05,971 --> 01:17:08,203
OK, after they enjoyed the champagne

1263
01:17:08,477 --> 01:17:10,640
The lucky reader finally
gets to enter the room

1264
01:17:10,915 --> 01:17:13,409
we prepared for him and Tess Tickles

1265
01:17:13,687 --> 01:17:16,659
We hid over a hundred condoms
near the bed

1266
01:17:17,194 --> 01:17:18,823
Our guessing game for this issue is

1267
01:17:19,064 --> 01:17:22,127
How many condoms will our
lucky reader use up?

1268
01:17:22,337 --> 01:17:24,330
The answer will be revealed
on the next issue

1269
01:17:29,284 --> 01:17:31,049
Wanna play paper, rock, scissors?

1270
01:17:31,255 --> 01:17:32,280
Get in there!

1271
01:17:35,630 --> 01:17:37,293
OK, as to what happens
after they entered the room

1272
01:17:37,534 --> 01:17:38,524
Only heaven knows

1273
01:17:38,769 --> 01:17:41,605
Remember to write back and guess
how many rounds they got to

1274
01:17:41,943 --> 01:17:42,432
Done

1275
01:17:43,646 --> 01:17:44,875
Was that ok?

1276
01:17:45,083 --> 01:17:45,914
I'm fine with it

1277
01:17:46,418 --> 01:17:48,479
Remember, you are the
lucky reader tonight

1278
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:50,418
Everything in that room is yours

1279
01:17:50,893 --> 01:17:52,294
Have fun

1280
01:17:52,931 --> 01:17:53,796
I thought it was all an act?

1281
01:18:07,494 --> 01:18:11,058
If you want to leave now

1282
01:18:11,568 --> 01:18:13,002
You can go

1283
01:18:55,222 --> 01:18:57,624
If you want me to stop, just say so

1284
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:19,518
Lower... lower

1285
01:20:20,658 --> 01:20:22,092
No...

1286
01:20:22,260 --> 01:20:24,196
Lower... no

1287
01:20:24,532 --> 01:20:26,525
in the middle

1288
01:20:30,209 --> 01:20:31,542
Perfect

1289
01:20:33,951 --> 01:20:36,012
Middle, perfect

1290
01:20:58,232 --> 01:21:00,361
I did not know that my entire body

1291
01:21:00,703 --> 01:21:03,072
could turn into a sex organ

1292
01:21:13,863 --> 01:21:14,922
What?

1293
01:21:19,808 --> 01:21:21,641
I think I've gone mad

1294
01:21:25,118 --> 01:21:28,353
I'm tired, can you hold me while I sleep?

1295
01:22:00,655 --> 01:22:02,318
Aren't you tired watching these discs

1296
01:22:02,493 --> 01:22:03,688
Wait...

1297
01:22:04,730 --> 01:22:08,967
Why is that guy's face pixelized?

1298
01:22:09,273 --> 01:22:12,143
We have to protect readers' identities

1299
01:22:13,915 --> 01:22:15,077
Then again

1300
01:22:17,189 --> 01:22:18,657
He looks like you

1301
01:22:19,827 --> 01:22:21,660
Like me? No way, I've seen him

1302
01:22:22,432 --> 01:22:24,834
Seriously, his body size

1303
01:22:26,274 --> 01:22:27,537
is the same as yours

1304
01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:29,039
Look at that nose

1305
01:22:29,246 --> 01:22:30,407
It's the same

1306
01:22:30,649 --> 01:22:31,878
You can see that through the pixels?

1307
01:22:32,051 --> 01:22:33,041
Yes, just do it like this

1308
01:22:33,287 --> 01:22:35,086
Squint like that and you'll see it

1309
01:22:36,594 --> 01:22:38,621
Yeah? Isn't it?

1310
01:22:39,098 --> 01:22:40,863
I'm suddenly feeling something... What?

1311
01:22:41,169 --> 01:22:42,296
I have an urge

1312
01:22:42,539 --> 01:22:44,269
Tell me, doesn't he look like you?

1313
01:23:22,151 --> 01:23:23,049
Hello

1314
01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:24,820
I'm Fanny, you asleep?

1315
01:23:25,224 --> 01:23:26,283
Barely

1316
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:27,750
Sorry

1317
01:23:27,995 --> 01:23:30,296
I have something to tell you

1318
01:23:30,701 --> 01:23:31,532
Wait

1319
01:23:37,415 --> 01:23:38,109
What is it?

1320
01:23:38,350 --> 01:23:39,443
Nothing really

1321
01:23:39,686 --> 01:23:43,421
I'm not sure if I'm a little paranoid

1322
01:23:44,495 --> 01:23:47,261
I felt like since John
started the magazine

1323
01:23:47,535 --> 01:23:49,732
He's been very different

1324
01:23:50,774 --> 01:23:52,037
Different like how?

1325
01:23:52,712 --> 01:23:54,305
Well, it's like this...

1326
01:24:05,169 --> 01:24:07,196
I can't stand it...

1327
01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:10,444
Where did you learn what you just did?

1328
01:24:12,584 --> 01:24:16,183
I... just experimented
on the stuff I write about

1329
01:24:16,425 --> 01:24:19,420
Experimenting? Felt more like
you've practiced

1330
01:24:20,233 --> 01:24:22,430
Really?

1331
01:24:22,837 --> 01:24:26,277
Well, let's try that one more time

1332
01:24:29,885 --> 01:24:32,448
He insists that he's never
tried it with others

1333
01:24:32,690 --> 01:24:33,885
How am I supposed to believe that

1334
01:24:34,294 --> 01:24:37,289
You're being paranoid, doesn't do
any good to anyone

1335
01:24:39,103 --> 01:24:43,306
I know, but I can't help it

1336
01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:45,744
Now every time we do it

1337
01:24:46,017 --> 01:24:46,950
I just can't get myself into the mood

1338
01:24:47,219 --> 01:24:50,282
Paying too much attention
on his "moves"

1339
01:24:50,526 --> 01:24:52,392
See how different it is with before

1340
01:24:53,298 --> 01:24:55,667
I'm going crazy

1341
01:24:56,404 --> 01:24:59,001
Well, how about you and Andy?

1342
01:24:59,243 --> 01:25:00,438
Aren't you worried?

1343
01:25:01,481 --> 01:25:04,214
If there is anything fishy,
no use worrying over it

1344
01:25:04,855 --> 01:25:08,350
Mind telling us if you've ever
crossed the line?

1345
01:25:08,628 --> 01:25:09,995
You mean to indulge in that lifestyle?

1346
01:25:10,232 --> 01:25:12,532
Off the record, I won't write about it

1347
01:25:12,770 --> 01:25:15,036
Just purely out of interest

1348
01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:19,549
I'd be lying if I said we never did

1349
01:25:20,318 --> 01:25:23,085
I'm not a saint, can't fight temptation

1350
01:25:23,291 --> 01:25:25,227
Besides saints don't publish
porn magazines

1351
01:25:25,462 --> 01:25:26,623
They write bibles and holy books

1352
01:26:12,856 --> 01:26:14,792
I'd like to use your toilet for a second

1353
01:26:15,594 --> 01:26:17,496
I'm bursting

1354
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,663
Who are you?

1355
01:26:20,939 --> 01:26:22,601
I'll tell you in a bit, thanks

1356
01:26:42,214 --> 01:26:45,186
Here's your money back, also
I'd like to buy your flat

1357
01:26:45,754 --> 01:26:48,487
It's ours, you shouldn't have to do this

1358
01:26:49,027 --> 01:26:51,863
I just want to prove that
I can take care of you

1359
01:27:42,267 --> 01:27:44,169
I bought your favorite dish
home for dinner

1360
01:27:59,835 --> 01:28:02,432
Who screwed up this contract?

1361
01:28:02,740 --> 01:28:04,174
Even has drawings

1362
01:28:05,847 --> 01:28:06,780
Where's John?

1363
01:28:13,161 --> 01:28:15,598
I've told you maybe
a billion times before

1364
01:28:15,867 --> 01:28:18,030
Don't use this color for the cover

1365
01:28:18,271 --> 01:28:19,466
Are you deaf?

1366
01:28:20,877 --> 01:28:23,974
Told you not to write about
Fantasy of The Spooky Kind

1367
01:28:24,183 --> 01:28:26,676
We're a porn publication

1368
01:28:26,922 --> 01:28:28,322
We're not X-files

1369
01:28:30,997 --> 01:28:32,967
Stop fooling around

1370
01:28:33,434 --> 01:28:34,994
It has nothing to do with our magazine

1371
01:28:36,107 --> 01:28:38,168
I know Pam left you

1372
01:28:38,946 --> 01:28:40,744
What did you say about Pam?

1373
01:28:42,519 --> 01:28:43,680
Stop right there

1374
01:28:44,290 --> 01:28:45,223
Fuck you!

1375
01:28:45,492 --> 01:28:46,255
Stop!

1376
01:28:48,164 --> 01:28:49,564
You said something about
Pamela, right?

1377
01:28:50,235 --> 01:28:52,603
You've turned your girlfriend
into a paranoid

1378
01:28:52,773 --> 01:28:54,105
Why did you have to bring me down?

1379
01:28:54,376 --> 01:28:56,004
Now my girlfriend's gone

1380
01:28:56,314 --> 01:28:57,475
You're blaming me?

1381
01:29:00,655 --> 01:29:01,816
Tell me...

1382
01:29:03,060 --> 01:29:04,757
What now?

1383
01:29:04,997 --> 01:29:05,965
Why are you being quiet?

1384
01:29:06,534 --> 01:29:07,467
Fine

1385
01:29:07,736 --> 01:29:08,761
Say it, come on

1386
01:29:09,473 --> 01:29:11,466
Stay out of this

1387
01:29:11,677 --> 01:29:12,975
Say it

1388
01:29:13,213 --> 01:29:14,443
You really want to hear?

1389
01:29:14,750 --> 01:29:17,414
Why am I always playing
second fiddle to you?

1390
01:29:18,256 --> 01:29:20,819
Who started you on Fat Dragon
and Boney Jones

1391
01:29:21,731 --> 01:29:23,199
Your deputy

1392
01:29:24,068 --> 01:29:26,436
We started Passion Magazine
as partners

1393
01:29:26,707 --> 01:29:28,904
You're the publisher and I'm the deputy

1394
01:29:29,145 --> 01:29:31,581
Up yours, your deputy?

1395
01:29:32,853 --> 01:29:35,016
You've never said you wanted
to be the publisher

1396
01:29:35,224 --> 01:29:37,319
I'm too nice and educated for that

1397
01:29:42,505 --> 01:29:44,407
Oh really, since you're
too nice and educated

1398
01:29:44,642 --> 01:29:46,407
then quit writing about pornography

1399
01:29:46,646 --> 01:29:47,909
Why care about becoming a publisher?

1400
01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:50,143
You're too nice to be even the deputy

1401
01:29:51,122 --> 01:29:53,115
Since you're that educated

1402
01:29:53,827 --> 01:29:54,988
Why do you fool around
with a masseuse

1403
01:29:55,197 --> 01:29:56,222
What did you say?

1404
01:30:02,143 --> 01:30:04,136
I quit, you do this on your own

1405
01:30:17,942 --> 01:30:20,071
Honestly speaking, I've always liked you

1406
01:30:20,279 --> 01:30:21,440
You may not know this

1407
01:30:22,383 --> 01:30:24,376
Andy's all talk

1408
01:30:24,589 --> 01:30:26,684
He's noting without you supporting him

1409
01:30:27,093 --> 01:30:30,828
Passion Magazine was your idea,
I knew that

1410
01:30:31,068 --> 01:30:33,265
He can say whatever he wants outside

1411
01:30:33,472 --> 01:30:35,271
You don't have to care about that

1412
01:30:35,576 --> 01:30:37,603
I feel so bad for you

1413
01:30:37,882 --> 01:30:41,116
Sorry for being very frank

1414
01:30:41,823 --> 01:30:44,259
I've predicted you two to go
separate ways early on

1415
01:30:44,561 --> 01:30:46,087
I've published fortune telling books

1416
01:30:46,398 --> 01:30:48,197
You asked to meet me
to bash my ex partner

1417
01:30:48,569 --> 01:30:50,505
Not really, I don't have that
much free time

1418
01:30:51,041 --> 01:30:52,977
John, you're a smart kid

1419
01:30:53,145 --> 01:30:55,411
You should know I want to be
in business with you again

1420
01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:57,917
You should have no doubt about
my passion for publishing

1421
01:30:58,289 --> 01:30:59,882
I'm sure if you start
your own porn magazine

1422
01:31:00,159 --> 01:31:01,627
You can beat Passion Magazine easily

1423
01:31:36,297 --> 01:31:38,130
There's an old Chinese Saying

1424
01:31:38,334 --> 01:31:42,274
Friendships thrive on hard times,
not in good times

1425
01:31:43,278 --> 01:31:44,439
Do you agree with that?

1426
01:31:46,450 --> 01:31:49,183
Ever regretted starting
a porn magazine?

1427
01:31:50,860 --> 01:31:52,556
From the moment we set out to do this

1428
01:31:52,829 --> 01:31:54,196
I've never regretted it

1429
01:31:54,566 --> 01:31:57,333
How much have you lost
since you started this?

1430
01:31:58,041 --> 01:32:00,034
Never counted my losses,
and not starting now either

1431
01:32:00,445 --> 01:32:01,470
But let me tell you

1432
01:32:01,714 --> 01:32:03,274
You must have a bottom line
in everything you do

1433
01:32:03,484 --> 01:32:04,349
Bottom Line?

1434
01:32:04,553 --> 01:32:06,648
You have bottom line in
porn publications as well?

1435
01:32:07,092 --> 01:32:09,585
Let me tell you, anything you do

1436
01:32:09,830 --> 01:32:11,697
you have to set a
bottom line for yourself

1437
01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:14,098
Sometimes the only thing that
can save your ass...

1438
01:32:14,606 --> 01:32:15,767
...is this bottom line

1439
01:32:34,045 --> 01:32:34,978
Boss, is that a new magazine?

1440
01:32:35,214 --> 01:32:36,409
Yup, just arrived

1441
01:32:36,751 --> 01:32:38,083
I'll buy this one thanks

1442
01:34:04,191 --> 01:34:06,593
The rivals meet!

1443
01:34:06,862 --> 01:34:07,887
Do we still want to bathe then?

1444
01:34:08,766 --> 01:34:10,895
Certainly? Why the hell not?

1445
01:34:13,042 --> 01:34:16,742
You guys haven't spoken
in a while, go ahead

1446
01:34:16,982 --> 01:34:18,144
Come over here

1447
01:34:26,835 --> 01:34:29,432
You two have a thing against each other

1448
01:34:29,674 --> 01:34:31,074
Why don't you fight over it?

1449
01:34:31,311 --> 01:34:32,973
Fight over it

1450
01:34:38,258 --> 01:34:39,818
What the fuck do you want?

1451
01:34:40,763 --> 01:34:41,890
What the fuck do you want?

1452
01:34:44,303 --> 01:34:45,271
Punch him

1453
01:35:00,602 --> 01:35:03,005
Looks like we have a winner

1454
01:35:03,207 --> 01:35:06,475
That fast? Hard to believe?

1455
01:35:22,612 --> 01:35:25,209
Didn't think you'd fight this well

1456
01:35:25,385 --> 01:35:27,821
When you have the time, try it on me

1457
01:35:32,399 --> 01:35:34,197
Has he thrown a temper
tantrum yet today?

1458
01:35:53,507 --> 01:35:59,680
Andy, I've quit my day job
as a TV reporter

1459
01:36:01,924 --> 01:36:05,021
I've decided to go to the US
to study Theology

1460
01:36:05,999 --> 01:36:07,524
We formed this partnership

1461
01:36:08,437 --> 01:36:10,168
not only to make money

1462
01:36:10,607 --> 01:36:12,372
But also to have fun

1463
01:36:12,745 --> 01:36:14,943
I feel this magazine is a runaway train

1464
01:36:15,117 --> 01:36:17,053
We've had fun working with each other

1465
01:36:17,321 --> 01:36:18,289
Utterly immoral

1466
01:36:18,490 --> 01:36:20,858
Do you believe in karma?

1467
01:36:21,095 --> 01:36:22,290
Do you understand?

1468
01:36:24,702 --> 01:36:25,567
I'm leaving

1469
01:36:27,475 --> 01:36:28,807
Mike...

1470
01:36:52,558 --> 01:36:53,821
Why are you still here?

1471
01:36:57,000 --> 01:36:59,527
Cindy, can you place an order

1472
01:37:00,172 --> 01:37:02,108
for a Pizza for just you and me

1473
01:37:02,443 --> 01:37:03,570
He's leaving soon

1474
01:37:07,086 --> 01:37:08,145
Leave

1475
01:37:09,424 --> 01:37:11,291
Just go

1476
01:37:12,697 --> 01:37:13,927
Get out of here

1477
01:37:18,509 --> 01:37:19,910
What do you want?

1478
01:37:20,112 --> 01:37:21,603
I said to order a pizza,
don't you want to eat?

1479
01:37:21,848 --> 01:37:23,340
If you don't, I do

1480
01:37:23,552 --> 01:37:26,820
The ones I need are gone,
only the useless stayed

1481
01:37:32,503 --> 01:37:33,732
What do you want?

1482
01:37:38,215 --> 01:37:39,945
I'll give you back your share

1483
01:37:40,085 --> 01:37:41,075
Don't go Idiot

1484
01:37:41,555 --> 01:37:44,527
Don't leave... I don't have
any friends anymore

1485
01:37:45,563 --> 01:37:49,401
Please don't go

1486
01:37:50,740 --> 01:37:51,867
I'm begging you

1487
01:38:03,999 --> 01:38:06,231
You two were the best of friends

1488
01:38:06,437 --> 01:38:09,672
He should know you didn't
mean to punch him

1489
01:38:10,245 --> 01:38:12,477
I didn't think it would come to this

1490
01:38:14,620 --> 01:38:16,681
Just tell him that you're sorry

1491
01:38:17,894 --> 01:38:20,330
This time it's all over

1492
01:38:22,035 --> 01:38:24,905
At least it was good coming to see you

1493
01:38:25,075 --> 01:38:27,409
I know why men look for hookers

1494
01:38:27,713 --> 01:38:28,703
There are certain thing...

1495
01:38:28,915 --> 01:38:30,908
that men can't resolve
with their own women

1496
01:38:32,355 --> 01:38:33,584
Thanks

1497
01:38:37,432 --> 01:38:39,129
I just upped my price again

1498
01:38:39,670 --> 01:38:41,002
How much?

1499
01:38:41,540 --> 01:38:43,305
We're friends, forget about these

1500
01:38:43,678 --> 01:38:45,010
I charge you the old price

1501
01:38:45,582 --> 01:38:46,777
Keep it

1502
01:38:48,721 --> 01:38:51,488
Why did you have to jazz up
this place like this?

1503
01:38:51,761 --> 01:38:53,024
You're just a solo hooker

1504
01:38:53,296 --> 01:38:54,195
I did

1505
01:38:54,399 --> 01:38:56,699
spend over a million bucks refurbishing

1506
01:38:57,037 --> 01:38:59,234
You told me to work hard, remember?

1507
01:38:59,443 --> 01:39:01,241
You know, I really am

1508
01:39:01,514 --> 01:39:04,782
Hong Kong's most popular
solo hooker now

1509
01:39:04,987 --> 01:39:06,148
I'm doing very well

1510
01:39:06,389 --> 01:39:10,694
Just the other day, 2 tv station
interviewed me even

1511
01:39:12,434 --> 01:39:15,099
I have something for you, hang on

1512
01:39:38,086 --> 01:39:40,488
I bought this from an old guy

1513
01:39:40,724 --> 01:39:42,284
for HK$ 3,000

1514
01:39:50,177 --> 01:39:51,236
Thanks

1515
01:39:51,880 --> 01:39:54,077
We're friends, remember?

1516
01:40:16,528 --> 01:40:18,020
Have you seen my telephone bill?

1517
01:40:18,198 --> 01:40:18,995
What?

1518
01:40:19,167 --> 01:40:20,294
Phone bill

1519
01:40:20,469 --> 01:40:23,339
Never saw it, look for it yourself

1520
01:40:24,210 --> 01:40:25,678
Is it beside the computer?

1521
01:41:00,750 --> 01:41:02,686
Found it yet?

1522
01:41:18,719 --> 01:41:20,780
Why did you stick with Kiki?

1523
01:41:21,090 --> 01:41:23,424
Your girlfriend Pamela was really good

1524
01:41:23,662 --> 01:41:25,255
Why didn't you attempt to win her back?

1525
01:41:27,202 --> 01:41:29,434
I'm not sure I know why

1526
01:41:38,558 --> 01:41:40,221
Maybe...

1527
01:41:42,399 --> 01:41:43,799
She was just too good for me

1528
01:41:44,670 --> 01:41:47,801
I don't understand, can you elaborate?

1529
01:41:48,044 --> 01:41:50,742
She was too good for me, I'm a man

1530
01:41:51,117 --> 01:41:56,219
When I'm with her

1531
01:41:56,527 --> 01:41:58,052
I feel...

1532
01:42:00,033 --> 01:42:01,900
I mean, I'd really want...

1533
01:42:03,474 --> 01:42:05,170
to have a woman I can rescue

1534
01:42:05,378 --> 01:42:06,812
Or maybe...

1535
01:42:07,516 --> 01:42:09,383
a not so normal woman

1536
01:42:11,289 --> 01:42:12,883
Frankly speaking, I didn't
understand that

1537
01:42:13,026 --> 01:42:14,552
But I'll write it down

1538
01:42:18,871 --> 01:42:21,171
Sometimes it's really strange

1539
01:42:23,113 --> 01:42:25,447
You know quite well who you love

1540
01:42:25,718 --> 01:42:28,815
But you choose to let her go
against your wishes

1541
01:42:32,398 --> 01:42:33,423
I'm not sure I know how to say it

1542
01:42:34,502 --> 01:42:35,663
The police started what they called

1543
01:42:35,905 --> 01:42:37,533
Operation: Fire Lily

1544
01:42:37,742 --> 01:42:39,939
Sweeping through over
a hundred prostitution dens

1545
01:42:40,147 --> 01:42:42,208
Forcibly closing down
several porn magazines

1546
01:42:42,451 --> 01:42:44,478
And arresting several publishers
and editors-in-chief

1547
01:42:44,890 --> 01:42:46,825
The officer in charge is SP Cheung

1548
01:42:47,094 --> 01:42:48,323
He claims this operation
will be stepped up

1549
01:42:48,530 --> 01:42:49,828
John just got arrested

1550
01:42:51,436 --> 01:42:52,631
Where are you going?

1551
01:42:53,106 --> 01:42:54,267
Back to the office

1552
01:42:54,475 --> 01:42:55,500
For what?

1553
01:42:57,248 --> 01:42:58,113
So they can come arrest me?

1554
01:42:59,151 --> 01:43:00,483
The police have combed through

1555
01:43:00,754 --> 01:43:03,555
Night clubs, motels and
massage parlors

1556
01:43:03,927 --> 01:43:06,398
Among the arrested are
illegal immigrants

1557
01:43:06,699 --> 01:43:07,826
and to date more

1558
01:43:08,135 --> 01:43:10,732
than 120 individuals have been
brought in for investigation

1559
01:43:12,711 --> 01:43:15,273
Everyone leave, the cops
will be here any minute

1560
01:43:17,120 --> 01:43:18,783
I'm not joking

1561
01:43:24,935 --> 01:43:25,903
Just go now

1562
01:43:38,128 --> 01:43:39,688
How can I leave you like this?

1563
01:43:40,901 --> 01:43:42,233
We're partners

1564
01:43:47,714 --> 01:43:51,586
If I get arrested, I'll need you
to post bail for me

1565
01:43:57,233 --> 01:43:58,258
Thanks

1566
01:44:43,826 --> 01:44:44,816
Who's in charge here?

1567
01:44:52,442 --> 01:44:53,432
I am

1568
01:44:54,713 --> 01:44:56,980
I have collected twenty stamps,
can I exchange for the gift?

1569
01:45:01,026 --> 01:45:01,994
Wait there

1570
01:45:05,535 --> 01:45:06,833
Here's an electric dildo

1571
01:45:07,038 --> 01:45:08,233
I just pulled it out from my ass

1572
01:45:08,441 --> 01:45:09,466
It's yours if you want it

1573
01:45:10,578 --> 01:45:11,978
There are tons of magazines here,
you can take them too

1574
01:45:12,182 --> 01:45:13,912
This entire office is yours if you want it

1575
01:45:14,286 --> 01:45:15,618
20 stamps!

1576
01:45:28,948 --> 01:45:30,246
SP Cheung, I'm Andy

1577
01:45:30,451 --> 01:45:32,819
If you want to arrest me, get it over with

1578
01:45:33,791 --> 01:45:35,123
Who said anything about arresting you?

1579
01:45:36,396 --> 01:45:38,195
You closed down every
other magazine, why not mine?

1580
01:45:39,770 --> 01:45:43,334
Because you have a
higher bottom line, kid

1581
01:45:43,611 --> 01:45:44,806
You never took bribes

1582
01:45:45,180 --> 01:45:49,849
If you did, the accounting books
from the night spots will show

1583
01:45:50,090 --> 01:45:53,187
In other words,
under the table transactions

1584
01:45:54,131 --> 01:45:57,501
John never takes these
kinds of payments

1585
01:45:57,738 --> 01:45:59,401
Not sure if he ever did

1586
01:45:59,709 --> 01:46:01,474
But his name was in the books

1587
01:46:02,247 --> 01:46:04,149
Maybe someone took it for him

1588
01:46:06,122 --> 01:46:07,818
He's the magazine's publisher

1589
01:46:08,026 --> 01:46:10,519
editor-in-chief and chief writer

1590
01:46:10,764 --> 01:46:13,463
Of course they arrested him and not me

1591
01:46:14,238 --> 01:46:16,708
Those weren't bribes,
they were advertising fees

1592
01:46:17,076 --> 01:46:19,172
Nothing is free in this world

1593
01:46:19,448 --> 01:46:21,281
Doesn't mean you've got high
moral standards if you don't take

1594
01:46:21,552 --> 01:46:22,451
Just means you're stupid

1595
01:46:25,927 --> 01:46:26,895
What?

1596
01:46:27,096 --> 01:46:29,567
What proof have you got
that I took the money?

1597
01:46:29,869 --> 01:46:32,271
The money was deposited under
the Lust Magazine account

1598
01:46:32,441 --> 01:46:34,570
John's got no choice but to take this hit

1599
01:46:34,879 --> 01:46:37,372
Tell him to wise up in his next life!

1600
01:46:37,718 --> 01:46:40,519
Andy, you're a much smarter person

1601
01:46:40,791 --> 01:46:42,419
I actually like you better

1602
01:46:42,695 --> 01:46:45,222
I have a new idea for us
to work together

1603
01:46:45,466 --> 01:46:47,801
It's a brand new idea, for real!

1604
01:46:48,005 --> 01:46:48,700
Let's work together

1605
01:47:05,339 --> 01:47:07,206
What? Think I'm scared of you?

1606
01:47:07,510 --> 01:47:08,671
Mano o mano!

1607
01:47:36,368 --> 01:47:37,529
Thank you, Attorney Ho

1608
01:47:37,770 --> 01:47:38,795
We're ok for now

1609
01:47:39,039 --> 01:47:40,770
Call me if you need me

1610
01:47:41,010 --> 01:47:41,739
I'm leaving for now, bye

1611
01:47:41,945 --> 01:47:42,878
Bye

1612
01:47:47,523 --> 01:47:49,355
I told Fanny not to come

1613
01:48:04,423 --> 01:48:07,088
Isn't it the day that Passion comes out?

1614
01:48:10,335 --> 01:48:12,703
Remember what we did on the eve
of the first issue?

1615
01:48:17,482 --> 01:48:19,076
Do you remember? I do

1616
01:49:19,505 --> 01:49:20,997
After you left

1617
01:49:21,242 --> 01:49:23,007
Sales for Passion really wasn't
as good as before

1618
01:50:18,055 --> 01:50:19,455
Sir, we're closing for the day

1619
01:50:31,781 --> 01:50:32,749
My treat

1620
01:50:33,118 --> 01:50:34,177
No, make it my treat

1621
01:50:54,594 --> 01:50:56,222
I'm leaving the porn business

1622
01:50:59,604 --> 01:51:02,701
Got an offer from Taiwan
to do a Film Magazine

1623
01:51:39,583 --> 01:51:40,915
Long time, no see

1624
01:51:41,086 --> 01:51:42,111
Yes

1625
01:51:43,791 --> 01:51:46,262
I didn't want to tell you...

1626
01:51:46,497 --> 01:51:48,194
that I'm not going to do
porn magazines anymore

1627
01:51:49,303 --> 01:51:52,001
I'm going to Taiwan to start
a film magazine there

1628
01:51:54,513 --> 01:51:57,610
When do you leave?

1629
01:51:58,854 --> 01:52:00,015
Tomorrow

1630
01:52:00,358 --> 01:52:01,724
That fast?

1631
01:52:02,294 --> 01:52:03,923
I thought about it for a while

1632
01:52:07,204 --> 01:52:08,605
Good

1633
01:52:09,509 --> 01:52:10,498
What's good?

1634
01:52:10,712 --> 01:52:11,805
Good for you

1635
01:52:16,155 --> 01:52:17,988
Tell me your real name, please?

1636
01:52:26,008 --> 01:52:27,636
Tess Chow

1637
01:52:30,852 --> 01:52:32,845
Not Guangdon mixed
with Portugese blood

1638
01:52:33,456 --> 01:52:35,426
More like Guangxi
mixed with Portugese

1639
01:52:35,761 --> 01:52:37,424
I'm 28 years old

1640
01:52:38,166 --> 01:52:42,129
Vital stats are 35, 23.5, 34

1641
01:52:43,576 --> 01:52:44,976
I have a daughter

1642
01:52:45,313 --> 01:52:46,872
Her father's my ex boyfriend

1643
01:52:47,384 --> 01:52:49,411
She just turned 6

1644
01:52:51,159 --> 01:52:52,627
What else do you want to know?

1645
01:52:55,534 --> 01:52:56,661
Nothing else

1646
01:52:57,571 --> 01:52:59,302
Anything you want to know about me?

1647
01:53:02,314 --> 01:53:04,546
Apart from blow, lick, swallow and spit

1648
01:53:04,718 --> 01:53:06,449
Nothing else I want to know in here

1649
01:53:08,292 --> 01:53:12,062
In order for you to blow well

1650
01:53:12,835 --> 01:53:14,634
Did you have to use real feeling?

1651
01:53:20,784 --> 01:53:22,082
Well, feel it and you'll know

1652
01:54:33,160 --> 01:54:35,630
Take only what is necessary,
I'll be back end of the month

1653
01:54:41,677 --> 01:54:43,738
Why do you keep this issue?

1654
01:54:44,850 --> 01:54:46,080
What?

1655
01:54:46,988 --> 01:54:49,584
I don't know

1656
01:54:50,328 --> 01:54:51,660
Why?

1657
01:55:05,491 --> 01:55:06,652
I'm asking you

1658
01:55:10,067 --> 01:55:11,434
Tell me truthfully

1659
01:55:12,672 --> 01:55:15,974
Ever since you started that magazine,
ever cheated on me?

1660
01:55:22,224 --> 01:55:23,123
Never

1661
01:55:24,496 --> 01:55:25,394
Swear?

1662
01:55:26,332 --> 01:55:27,391
Swear

1663
01:55:48,743 --> 01:55:50,679
You never changed in all these years?

1664
01:55:51,115 --> 01:55:53,915
Not really, if any at all it's just little things

1665
01:55:54,889 --> 01:55:56,222
Like?

1666
01:56:00,667 --> 01:56:02,967
I don't have sex with hookers before,
now I do

1667
01:56:03,173 --> 01:56:05,837
I've become friends with
triad members, changed girlfriends

1668
01:56:07,013 --> 01:56:08,243
And friends?

1669
01:56:19,572 --> 01:56:22,338
Have you seen John since
you parted ways that morning?

1670
01:56:23,913 --> 01:56:24,938
No

1671
01:56:25,917 --> 01:56:27,887
Even no contact with him at all?

1672
01:56:28,690 --> 01:56:29,953
Not at all

1673
01:56:30,760 --> 01:56:32,662
If you see him again

1674
01:56:32,865 --> 01:56:34,892
What would be the first thing
you say to him?

1675
01:56:44,020 --> 01:56:45,079
Sorry

1676
01:56:47,360 --> 01:56:48,658
Sorry

1677
01:56:50,132 --> 01:56:52,193
Because he is the...

1678
01:56:52,938 --> 01:56:55,170
the best friend I have ever known

1679
01:56:58,215 --> 01:56:59,980
I have a secret to reveal

1680
01:57:03,125 --> 01:57:04,957
Your best friend is here today

1681
01:57:55,495 --> 01:57:57,362
I have one thing to say

1682
01:58:00,138 --> 01:58:01,572
I owe you this

1683
01:58:04,079 --> 01:58:05,172
Sorry

1684
01:58:06,850 --> 01:58:07,783
Sorry...

1685
01:58:23,784 --> 01:58:27,052
Ready, Three, two, one

1686
01:58:28,789 --> 01:58:37,062
THE END
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